The object of this game is to get to the center of the Crab Nebula. You may use any means necessary. This will be difficult as you must choose how to get to the center of the crab nebula without fail. In other words, do anything that wont get you killed. For example, if you find a bear cave and choose to enter the cave, you more than likely will perish. You may only do one action at a time, I.E. "Walk to the supermarket" Will put your character inside of a supermarket nearest to you, unless of course there isn't one by.
Don't forget, you're susceptible to any legality issues, and death is permanent (Unless you find a cure to it!)
You start in a field located 37.786233 Latitude, -100.119627 Longitude, Fairview, Kansas. To your North, the direction you face, there is a road. Behind you, to the South, and about 2 miles away, there is a main road (10534 US-400). It is approx. 12:38 PM, and traffic averages 3 cars/hour. You are hungry and thirsty. You must urinate. You are a scientific genius who has facial hair and an ingrown toenail that can affect the way you walk later on. What do you do?
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KEY: The more red you are, the more likely you are to die. The more blue you are, the less chance you are of dying. The more dim you are, the further away from the center of the Crab Nebula. Black means you're dead. Purple means you're chasin' the dragon, man. B) I guess grey means you're a ghost :/
if you'd let me GET THERE i was spending the next day at the library on 10th street getting a bus ride for USAGICHAN with money that roman was gonna GIVE ME
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deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
bleep blorp beep beep
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deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
I am Sterling Archer, I find a way.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Wow, what a jerk, showing no remorse for leaving usagichan in Kansas alone. You should be ashamed. YOU HAVE LOST YOUR PRIVILEGE TO RECEIVE CAREPACKAGES
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
"There is no hope in rescuing sweetnkind" exlaims the doctor.
I used to live in Indianapolis so I am HAPPY TO BE HERE. I walk down 16th street onto the west side and go by my friend Roman's house for dinner and to stay the night.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Okay well I bleach the living heck out of her body and then have Dr. Krieger make her a super cyborg pal of mine
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deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
The megaSTD's are single celled organisms and feel no remorse towards the death of sweetnkind.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Using my charisma, I convince the megaSTD's to leave sweetnkind alone and move into a petri dish instead.
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Sweetnkind is infected with megaSTD's and is unable to become a super cyborg.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
I call my scientist friend Dr. Krieger and using my charisma, convince him to revive sweetnkind as a super cyborg.
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deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
The Gods forbid this.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Well, you convinced him. You clean the bus for about 4-5 hours and then nap on the bus. The bus takes quite a few turns and you are passed out for the majority of the time. You wake up in Indianapolis. There is one problem. You forgot usagichan in Dodge City. Welcome to Indianapolis, dummy. -1 Smarts
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
I use necromancy to revive sweetnkind
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deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
imm sshhackking andn crryrign ,,, i jjsust waannted to playy a ggame off forurm maffiai....,,,.
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