To the center

deleteddeletedover 9 years ago

The object of this game is to get to the center of the Crab Nebula. You may use any means necessary. This will be difficult as you must choose how to get to the center of the crab nebula without fail. In other words, do anything that wont get you killed. For example, if you find a bear cave and choose to enter the cave, you more than likely will perish. You may only do one action at a time, I.E. "Walk to the supermarket" Will put your character inside of a supermarket nearest to you, unless of course there isn't one by. Don't forget, you're susceptible to any legality issues, and death is permanent (Unless you find a cure to it!)


You start in a field located 37.786233 Latitude, -100.119627 Longitude, Fairview, Kansas. To your North, the direction you face, there is a road. Behind you, to the South, and about 2 miles away, there is a main road (10534 US-400). It is approx. 12:38 PM, and traffic averages 3 cars/hour. You are hungry and thirsty. You must urinate. You are a scientific genius who has facial hair and an ingrown toenail that can affect the way you walk later on. What do you do?

Game Board
KEY: The more red you are, the more likely you are to die. The more blue you are, the less chance you are of dying. The more dim you are, the further away from the center of the Crab Nebula. Black means you're dead. Purple means you're chasin' the dragon, man. B) I guess grey means you're a ghost :/
JeffreyAaronover 9 years ago
Usagichan and I find the information of a local medium and head to their house and speak with Messier from the grave.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
JeffreyAaron
What did we learn in our google search about the Crab Nebula?
Here we go.
You read
"The Crab Nebula is a Supernova remnant of a star. In its center lies a pulsar. It is extremely far away and is this first discovery of Messier. Nicknamed M1." She hands you a notecard with the location of M1 with a number at the bottom.
"Right ascension 05h 34m 31.94s
Declination +22° 00′ 52.2″
Distance 6500±1600 ly (2000±500 pc)
Apparent magnitude (V) +8.4
Apparent dimensions (V) 420″ × 290″".
JeffreyAaronover 9 years ago
Got it.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
JeffreyAaron
Forrest, he said she already has a dollar. So 7 quarters plus her dollar is 2.75
(I changed it)
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JeffreyAaronover 9 years ago
Forrest, he said she already has a dollar. So 7 quarters plus her dollar is 2.75
JeffreyAaronover 9 years ago
What did we learn in our google search about the Crab Nebula?
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Forrest
I've been following this story quite closely and was really getting immersed into it for some time due to how realistic it is, but this faulty math is quite jarring and has swept me out of the storytelling experience entirely.
+1 Intelligence You spawn in with a Book of mathematics, a dunce cap, and a huge pair of testicles for annoying God.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
I've been following this story quite closely and was really getting immersed into it for some time due to how realistic it is, but this faulty math is quite jarring and has swept me out of the storytelling experience entirely.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
thecolonel
Butts
thecolonel
Butts
ATTENTION: Players Recidivism and sweetnkind have been revived due to an act of God himself. Recidivism's prayers have been answered. No wings and no robot tho.
he prayed i would come too please
You're alive but buried up to your neck in mulch in Connecticut.
i say looks like theres only one way out of this mess and i eat the mulch and climb out
You are filled with mulch. Gross and... ouch. +1 Strength
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Forrest
7 quarters is $1.75
Leave me alone God has a lot of priorities
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
usagichan
JeffreyAaron
I go to the library to research how to get to the crab nebula
i follow along bc im too high to think for myself
you're still in kansas but I'll give you a break. You ride the bus to indianapolis and do that thing.
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deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
7 quarters is $1.75
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Nicol
how do i get money?
You find 7 quarters on the ground. Thank God. You have $2.75. (enough to buy one item)
jessover 9 years ago
JeffreyAaron
I go to the library to research how to get to the crab nebula
i follow along bc im too high to think for myself
thecolonelover 9 years ago
Butts
thecolonel
Butts
ATTENTION: Players Recidivism and sweetnkind have been revived due to an act of God himself. Recidivism's prayers have been answered. No wings and no robot tho.
he prayed i would come too please
You're alive but buried up to your neck in mulch in Connecticut.
i say looks like theres only one way out of this mess and i eat the mulch and climb out
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Butts
Lono
what a nerd game
: ( I'm just trying to have fun
im just joking man, you do you, don't care what anyone has to say about it, as long as you're having fun
JeffreyAaronover 9 years ago
I go to the library to research how to get to the crab nebula
Nicolover 9 years ago
how do i get money?
Nicolover 9 years ago
Butts
Nicol
Butts
Nicol
Butts
XXNicoleXX
am i at the place yet?
You are at washington. You are starving. You fell asleep in the car. The people have stolen your money and phone. You are dizzy and in a gas station bathroom. They left you with a dollar.
i dunno what i can buy in usd but i'll buy food with that dollar at the gas station shop thingy and i'll use the bathroom ofc
I hate to break it to you, but a dollar isn't gonna get you food in the U.S. : ( You use the bathroom.
what can i do with a dollar
Well most things cost A dollar plus tax or more
ugh america pls
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Nicol
Butts
Nicol
Butts
XXNicoleXX
am i at the place yet?
You are at washington. You are starving. You fell asleep in the car. The people have stolen your money and phone. You are dizzy and in a gas station bathroom. They left you with a dollar.
i dunno what i can buy in usd but i'll buy food with that dollar at the gas station shop thingy and i'll use the bathroom ofc
I hate to break it to you, but a dollar isn't gonna get you food in the U.S. : ( You use the bathroom.
what can i do with a dollar
Well most things cost A dollar plus tax or more
Nicolover 9 years ago
Butts
Nicol
Butts
XXNicoleXX
am i at the place yet?
You are at washington. You are starving. You fell asleep in the car. The people have stolen your money and phone. You are dizzy and in a gas station bathroom. They left you with a dollar.
i dunno what i can buy in usd but i'll buy food with that dollar at the gas station shop thingy and i'll use the bathroom ofc
I hate to break it to you, but a dollar isn't gonna get you food in the U.S. : ( You use the bathroom.
what can i do with a dollar
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Nicol
Butts
XXNicoleXX
am i at the place yet?
You are at washington. You are starving. You fell asleep in the car. The people have stolen your money and phone. You are dizzy and in a gas station bathroom. They left you with a dollar.
i dunno what i can buy in usd but i'll buy food with that dollar at the gas station shop thingy and i'll use the bathroom ofc
I hate to break it to you, but a dollar isn't gonna get you food in the U.S. : ( You use the bathroom.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Recidivism
I put an add in the classifieds on thecolonel's behalf seeking a wife for him
There is a listing up. There is a woman looking for a husband on there almost immediately. The picture of the woman is beautiful and she is curvy and thicc
Nicolover 9 years ago
Butts
XXNicoleXX
am i at the place yet?
You are at washington. You are starving. You fell asleep in the car. The people have stolen your money and phone. You are dizzy and in a gas station bathroom. They left you with a dollar.
i dunno what i can buy in usd but i'll buy food with that dollar at the gas station shop thingy and i'll use the bathroom ofc
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
I put an add in the classifieds on thecolonel's behalf seeking a wife for him
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