To the center

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The object of this game is to get to the center of the Crab Nebula. You may use any means necessary. This will be difficult as you must choose how to get to the center of the crab nebula without fail. In other words, do anything that wont get you killed. For example, if you find a bear cave and choose to enter the cave, you more than likely will perish. You may only do one action at a time, I.E. "Walk to the supermarket" Will put your character inside of a supermarket nearest to you, unless of course there isn't one by. Don't forget, you're susceptible to any legality issues, and death is permanent (Unless you find a cure to it!)


You start in a field located 37.786233 Latitude, -100.119627 Longitude, Fairview, Kansas. To your North, the direction you face, there is a road. Behind you, to the South, and about 2 miles away, there is a main road (10534 US-400). It is approx. 12:38 PM, and traffic averages 3 cars/hour. You are hungry and thirsty. You must urinate. You are a scientific genius who has facial hair and an ingrown toenail that can affect the way you walk later on. What do you do?

Game Board
KEY: The more red you are, the more likely you are to die. The more blue you are, the less chance you are of dying. The more dim you are, the further away from the center of the Crab Nebula. Black means you're dead. Purple means you're chasin' the dragon, man. B) I guess grey means you're a ghost :/
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Recidivism
Butts
Recidivism
I look around and examine my surroundings, I think I am in Dodge City
You find a crowbar.
Is there an actual way to find the center of the crab nebula?
Yes.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
I walk east and north until I reach a house just off of 106 RD.
JeffreyAaronover 9 years ago
I look around and examine my surroundings.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Butts
Recidivism
I look around and examine my surroundings, I think I am in Dodge City
You find a crowbar.
Is there an actual way to find the center of the crab nebula?
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Recidivism
I look around and examine my surroundings, I think I am in Dodge City
You find a crowbar.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
I look around and examine my surroundings, I think I am in Dodge City
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Heres a hint. Look around and examine your surroundings every once in a while
jessover 9 years ago
i too am running out of ideas aka i never had any to begin with
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Okay well I guess I post my coordinates I found on google and hope someone knows something? Running out of ideas here.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
sweetnkind
can u tell me what my options are or if i was given anything after i was resurrected
You have beens, you're just a regular person.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
can u tell me what my options are or if i was given anything after i was resurrected
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
JeffreyAaron
"Help Jeff Make It Into Space!"
The gofundme was shut down by the gofundme legal team because your target goal exceeded $250,000.00
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Nicol
Butts
Nicol
Butts
XXNicoleXX
okay im gonna risk it, im gonna try and steal a car
You decide not to eat the beans and head straight for a car.... okay.
I ATE THE BEANS PLS
you ate the beans.
do i have the car am i driving away is anyone chasing me?
No, no, no. Gotta figure out how to steal it first
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thecolonel
Butts
thecolonel
Butts
thecolonel
Butts
thecolonel
Butts
ATTENTION: Players Recidivism and sweetnkind have been revived due to an act of God himself. Recidivism's prayers have been answered. No wings and no robot tho.
he prayed i would come too please
You're alive but buried up to your neck in mulch in Connecticut.
i say looks like theres only one way out of this mess and i eat the mulch and climb out
You are filled with mulch. Gross and... ouch. +1 Strength
i flex my strength muscles
yep.
j summon the crab nebulus teleporter
n/a Null.
thecolonelover 9 years ago
Butts
thecolonel
Butts
thecolonel
Butts
thecolonel
Butts
ATTENTION: Players Recidivism and sweetnkind have been revived due to an act of God himself. Recidivism's prayers have been answered. No wings and no robot tho.
he prayed i would come too please
You're alive but buried up to your neck in mulch in Connecticut.
i say looks like theres only one way out of this mess and i eat the mulch and climb out
You are filled with mulch. Gross and... ouch. +1 Strength
i flex my strength muscles
yep.
j summon the crab nebulus teleporter
Nicolover 9 years ago
Butts
Nicol
Butts
XXNicoleXX
okay im gonna risk it, im gonna try and steal a car
You decide not to eat the beans and head straight for a car.... okay.
I ATE THE BEANS PLS
you ate the beans.
do i have the car am i driving away is anyone chasing me?
JeffreyAaronover 9 years ago
Everyone in Indy loves me.
JeffreyAaronover 9 years agoedited
"Help Jeff Make It Into Space!"
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
JeffreyAaron
I have lots of friends in Indianapolis to raise money from. I start by calling my friend Idsiaris and ask her to start a Gofundme account and share it on her Facebook.
What is the title?
JeffreyAaronover 9 years ago
I have lots of friends in Indianapolis to raise money from. I start by calling my friend Idsiaris and ask her to start a Gofundme account and share it on her Facebook.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
JeffreyAaron
Usagichan and I hop on a Greyhound bus and head towards Kennedy Space Center, FL.
The both of you do not have enough money to get to Florida.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Nicol
Butts
XXNicoleXX
okay im gonna risk it, im gonna try and steal a car
You decide not to eat the beans and head straight for a car.... okay.
I ATE THE BEANS PLS
you ate the beans.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
thecolonel
Butts
thecolonel
Butts
thecolonel
Butts
ATTENTION: Players Recidivism and sweetnkind have been revived due to an act of God himself. Recidivism's prayers have been answered. No wings and no robot tho.
he prayed i would come too please
You're alive but buried up to your neck in mulch in Connecticut.
i say looks like theres only one way out of this mess and i eat the mulch and climb out
You are filled with mulch. Gross and... ouch. +1 Strength
i flex my strength muscles
yep.
JeffreyAaronover 9 years ago
Usagichan and I hop on a Greyhound bus and head towards Kennedy Space Center, FL.
Nicolover 9 years ago
Butts
XXNicoleXX
okay im gonna risk it, im gonna try and steal a car
You decide not to eat the beans and head straight for a car.... okay.
I ATE THE BEANS PLS