To the center

deleteddeletedover 9 years ago

The object of this game is to get to the center of the Crab Nebula. You may use any means necessary. This will be difficult as you must choose how to get to the center of the crab nebula without fail. In other words, do anything that wont get you killed. For example, if you find a bear cave and choose to enter the cave, you more than likely will perish. You may only do one action at a time, I.E. "Walk to the supermarket" Will put your character inside of a supermarket nearest to you, unless of course there isn't one by. Don't forget, you're susceptible to any legality issues, and death is permanent (Unless you find a cure to it!)


You start in a field located 37.786233 Latitude, -100.119627 Longitude, Fairview, Kansas. To your North, the direction you face, there is a road. Behind you, to the South, and about 2 miles away, there is a main road (10534 US-400). It is approx. 12:38 PM, and traffic averages 3 cars/hour. You are hungry and thirsty. You must urinate. You are a scientific genius who has facial hair and an ingrown toenail that can affect the way you walk later on. What do you do?

Game Board
KEY: The more red you are, the more likely you are to die. The more blue you are, the less chance you are of dying. The more dim you are, the further away from the center of the Crab Nebula. Black means you're dead. Purple means you're chasin' the dragon, man. B) I guess grey means you're a ghost :/
thecolonelover 9 years ago
Butts
thecolonel
Butts
thecolonel
Butts
ATTENTION: Players Recidivism and sweetnkind have been revived due to an act of God himself. Recidivism's prayers have been answered. No wings and no robot tho.
he prayed i would come too please
You're alive but buried up to your neck in mulch in Connecticut.
i say looks like theres only one way out of this mess and i eat the mulch and climb out
You are filled with mulch. Gross and... ouch. +1 Strength
i flex my strength muscles
10
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
XXNicoleXX
okay im gonna risk it, im gonna try and steal a car
You decide not to eat the beans and head straight for a car.... okay.
XXNicoleXXover 9 years ago
okay im gonna risk it, im gonna try and steal a car
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
usagichan
im okay with that. can i eat the beans as well
You open your jaw wide like a f*cking whale shark and chomp the can of beans in two. Then, holding the other half, you eat both the can and beans. +1 Metallic farts.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Nicol
oh can i eat those beans pls
edit: i give one bean to the petrol man 1st to avoid poisoning
There are no poison in these beans. You may eat the beans.
jessover 9 years ago
im okay with that. can i eat the beans as well
Nicolover 9 years agoedited
oh can i eat those beans pls
edit: i give one bean to the petrol man 1st to avoid poisoning
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Butts
ATTENTION: EVERYONE ALIVE RECEIVES A CAREPACKAGE. INSIDE THERE IS A BOTTLE OF WATER AND A CAN OF BEANS.
recap
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
XXNicoleXX
Butts
Nicol
Butts
Nicol
how do i get money?
You find 7 quarters on the ground. Thank God. You have $2.75. (enough to buy one item)
omg give me some food pls
This is the only gift I can procure for now
do i eat the food or have i already
Well I gave a carepackage to everyone but I guess you all missed it
deleteddeletedover 9 years agoedited
usagichan
JeffreyAaron
Usagi and I go pan handle for more money at the Indianapolis Speedway.
We found 8 Million Dollars!
God takes 7.98567 million dollars from you
XXNicoleXXover 9 years ago
Butts
Nicol
Butts
Nicol
how do i get money?
You find 7 quarters on the ground. Thank God. You have $2.75. (enough to buy one item)
omg give me some food pls
This is the only gift I can procure for now
do i eat the food or have i already
JeffreyAaronover 9 years ago
WOW!!!
jessover 9 years ago
JeffreyAaron
Usagi and I go pan handle for more money at the Indianapolis Speedway.
We found 8 Million Dollars!
1
JeffreyAaronover 9 years ago
Usagi and I go pan handle for more money at the Indianapolis Speedway.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
sammy
Protagonist:
==> Drop dead. You have failed in making it to Crab Nebula.
You are dead.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Protagonist:
==> Drop dead. You have failed in making it to Crab Nebula.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Nicol
Butts
Nicol
how do i get money?
You find 7 quarters on the ground. Thank God. You have $2.75. (enough to buy one item)
omg give me some food pls
This is the only gift I can procure for now
Nicolover 9 years ago
Butts
Nicol
how do i get money?
You find 7 quarters on the ground. Thank God. You have $2.75. (enough to buy one item)
omg give me some food pls
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
JeffreyAaron
I pray to God for answers.
*Phone rings in my office* Oh for the love of- *picks up the phone* Helloooo this is God speaking
JeffreyAaronover 9 years ago
I pray to God for answers.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
JeffreyAaron
I tell Messier that I plan to spread the word about his findings I just need some information from him on how to reach it.
He does not know the answer to these questions. He recommends asking God.
JeffreyAaronover 9 years ago
I tell Messier that I plan to spread the word about his findings I just need some information from him on how to reach it.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
JeffreyAaron
Usagichan and I find the information of a local medium and head to their house and speak with Messier from the grave.
Messier is not in the mood for talking. He is looking for comets!
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Forrest
Butts
Forrest
I've been following this story quite closely and was really getting immersed into it for some time due to how realistic it is, but this faulty math is quite jarring and has swept me out of the storytelling experience entirely.
+1 Intelligence You spawn in with a Book of mathematics, a dunce cap, and a huge pair of testicles for annoying God.
Thanks, but I'm just an observer! You may keep your dunce cap

: - V
You grow a larger pair of balls that engulf your body! You are now dead.
1
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Butts
Forrest
I've been following this story quite closely and was really getting immersed into it for some time due to how realistic it is, but this faulty math is quite jarring and has swept me out of the storytelling experience entirely.
+1 Intelligence You spawn in with a Book of mathematics, a dunce cap, and a huge pair of testicles for annoying God.
Thanks, but I'm just an observer! You may keep your dunce cap

: - V