The object of this game is to get to the center of the Crab Nebula. You may use any means necessary. This will be difficult as you must choose how to get to the center of the crab nebula without fail. In other words, do anything that wont get you killed. For example, if you find a bear cave and choose to enter the cave, you more than likely will perish. You may only do one action at a time, I.E. "Walk to the supermarket" Will put your character inside of a supermarket nearest to you, unless of course there isn't one by.
Don't forget, you're susceptible to any legality issues, and death is permanent (Unless you find a cure to it!)
You start in a field located 37.786233 Latitude, -100.119627 Longitude, Fairview, Kansas. To your North, the direction you face, there is a road. Behind you, to the South, and about 2 miles away, there is a main road (10534 US-400). It is approx. 12:38 PM, and traffic averages 3 cars/hour. You are hungry and thirsty. You must urinate. You are a scientific genius who has facial hair and an ingrown toenail that can affect the way you walk later on. What do you do?
Game Board
KEY: The more red you are, the more likely you are to die. The more blue you are, the less chance you are of dying. The more dim you are, the further away from the center of the Crab Nebula. Black means you're dead. Purple means you're chasin' the dragon, man. B) I guess grey means you're a ghost :/
The driver is dead. The car does some MMA and turns into a transformer. You shot out the transformer's front windshield things, and he's pissed and charging at you.
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Time is up for the big fun time game time shenanigans and the poll has begun. Where is the rabbit? You answered. In my stomach, and there's a shitload of rabbits so it's hard to tell. The correct answer is... The rabbit is hiding because you didn't see it. Both of you saw it, but only one of you technically claimed to have seen it. Recidivism wins under the pretense that he didn't really eat a rabbit for dinner. +30 luck +20 charisma +10 strength +2/10 Crowtoe You know have crows feet from being awake for too goddamn long.
these books give you the basic information of space. You can't breathe it, it is a void, gravity is everywhere, everything is very far away, and it's hard to reach because there's hella gravity on earth
FUN GAME TIME: This game is fun. You will tell me how close or far away the rabbit is. How close is the rabbit? Whoever is closest to the guess of how far away the rabbit is the winner. Answers are not taken after 4:30 PM EST.
Bump
what rabbit
The rabbit.
theres more than one rabbit
Where is the rabbit
Quick Answer. The world's domesticated rabbit population is estimated at 709 million. However, there are many different species of wild rabbits that live throughout the world. Since rabbits have been introduced to many habitats to which they are not native, it would be very difficult, to estimate the wild population.
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i find jerry R. Ehman and ask him for advice to get the aliens to pick me up
Jerry is dead in your world. He died after meeting the crab babes of the nebula. This is your journey to avenge jerry. Go get'em tiger.
Thecolonel is probably the type of person who will take Jerry's vengeance very seriously.
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FUN GAME TIME: This game is fun. You will tell me how close or far away the rabbit is. How close is the rabbit? Whoever is closest to the guess of how far away the rabbit is the winner. Answers are not taken after 4:30 PM EST.
FUN GAME TIME: This game is fun. You will tell me how close or far away the rabbit is. How close is the rabbit? Whoever is closest to the guess of how far away the rabbit is the winner. Answers are not taken after 4:30 PM EST.
Bump
what rabbit
The rabbit.
theres more than one rabbit
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i find jerry R. Ehman and ask him for advice to get the aliens to pick me up
Jerry is dead in your world. He died after meeting the crab babes of the nebula. This is your journey to avenge jerry. Go get'em tiger.
1
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ATTENTION: Players Recidivism and sweetnkind have been revived due to an act of God himself. Recidivism's prayers have been answered. No wings and no robot tho.
he prayed i would come too please
You're alive but buried up to your neck in mulch in Connecticut.
i say looks like theres only one way out of this mess and i eat the mulch and climb out
You are filled with mulch. Gross and... ouch. +1 Strength
i flex my strength muscles
yep.
I try to fflex hard enough for the crab nebula inhabitants looking at earth to be impressed and bring me on a spaceship to study me
Did this work?
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I go to a science place and threaten them with my crowtoe if they don't beam me and sweetnkind and thecolonel up to the crab nebula safely
They assure you travel that quickly would kill you all instantly.
Then I threaten them with my crow toe if they don't send a message to the crab people for us, and we give them sweetnkind's nickle as a tip
They send a message to the crab babes and it will be with you in 10-12 business days.
nice
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FUN GAME TIME: This game is fun. You will tell me how close or far away the rabbit is. How close is the rabbit? Whoever is closest to the guess of how far away the rabbit is the winner. Answers are not taken after 4:30 PM EST.
Bump
what rabbit
The rabbit.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
I go to a science place and threaten them with my crowtoe if they don't beam me and sweetnkind and thecolonel up to the crab nebula safely
They assure you travel that quickly would kill you all instantly.
Then I threaten them with my crow toe if they don't send a message to the crab people for us, and we give them sweetnkind's nickle as a tip
They send a message to the crab babes and it will be with you in 10-12 business days.
FUN GAME TIME: This game is fun. You will tell me how close or far away the rabbit is. How close is the rabbit? Whoever is closest to the guess of how far away the rabbit is the winner. Answers are not taken after 4:30 PM EST.
Bump
what rabbit
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
FUN GAME TIME: This game is fun. You will tell me how close or far away the rabbit is. How close is the rabbit? Whoever is closest to the guess of how far away the rabbit is the winner. Answers are not taken after 4:30 PM EST.
Bump
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
FUN GAME TIME: This game is fun. You will tell me how close or far away the rabbit is. How close is the rabbit? Whoever is closest to the guess of how far away the rabbit is the winner. Answers are not taken after 4:30 PM EST.
The rabbit is inside my stomach, it is what I had for dinner last night.
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Go to the road, flag down a car
You trip and land face first on the road's concrete. you have permanent scarring. +1 bleeding A car is approaching.
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I play War of the Worlds on the radio so everyone thinks we need better science stuff that can beam me up, scottie.
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FUN GAME TIME: This game is fun. You will tell me how close or far away the rabbit is. How close is the rabbit? Whoever is closest to the guess of how far away the rabbit is the winner. Answers are not taken after 4:30 PM EST.