The object of this game is to get to the center of the Crab Nebula. You may use any means necessary. This will be difficult as you must choose how to get to the center of the crab nebula without fail. In other words, do anything that wont get you killed. For example, if you find a bear cave and choose to enter the cave, you more than likely will perish. You may only do one action at a time, I.E. "Walk to the supermarket" Will put your character inside of a supermarket nearest to you, unless of course there isn't one by.
Don't forget, you're susceptible to any legality issues, and death is permanent (Unless you find a cure to it!)
You start in a field located 37.786233 Latitude, -100.119627 Longitude, Fairview, Kansas. To your North, the direction you face, there is a road. Behind you, to the South, and about 2 miles away, there is a main road (10534 US-400). It is approx. 12:38 PM, and traffic averages 3 cars/hour. You are hungry and thirsty. You must urinate. You are a scientific genius who has facial hair and an ingrown toenail that can affect the way you walk later on. What do you do?
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KEY: The more red you are, the more likely you are to die. The more blue you are, the less chance you are of dying. The more dim you are, the further away from the center of the Crab Nebula. Black means you're dead. Purple means you're chasin' the dragon, man. B) I guess grey means you're a ghost :/
I go to a science place and threaten them with my crowtoe if they don't beam me and sweetnkind and thecolonel up to the crab nebula safely
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You have surpassed metal gear.
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The inhabitants of the crab toes have never seen or heard of the likes of you. You are a manbabe at this point.
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When I get to the crab nebula I'm going to wage war, they'll never have seen a technology like the crowtoe
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The pulsar winks at you, but does not attempt any such thing.
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Epic
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This is effective but it slips under your entire toenail and rips it all off. your crowbar has fused with your bones. You now have "crowtoe", and can knock people out by swinging your enormous big toe around +3 strength
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I make up what you find and what you do not find this is how god works.
I try to fflex hard enough for the crab nebula inhabitants looking at earth to be impressed and bring me on a spaceship to study me
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Idk man I've been trying really hard to find the center of the crab nebula but all I've managed to do is bang some hos and use necromancy to bring back my dead friends.
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What I should have done
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I use my crowbar to remove my ingrown toenail.
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I find a toenail clipper and cut the ingrown toenail.
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I look around
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you see a pipe, a gum wrapper, a cigarette, and a dumpster
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