The object of this game is to get to the center of the Crab Nebula. You may use any means necessary. This will be difficult as you must choose how to get to the center of the crab nebula without fail. In other words, do anything that wont get you killed. For example, if you find a bear cave and choose to enter the cave, you more than likely will perish. You may only do one action at a time, I.E. "Walk to the supermarket" Will put your character inside of a supermarket nearest to you, unless of course there isn't one by.
Don't forget, you're susceptible to any legality issues, and death is permanent (Unless you find a cure to it!)
You start in a field located 37.786233 Latitude, -100.119627 Longitude, Fairview, Kansas. To your North, the direction you face, there is a road. Behind you, to the South, and about 2 miles away, there is a main road (10534 US-400). It is approx. 12:38 PM, and traffic averages 3 cars/hour. You are hungry and thirsty. You must urinate. You are a scientific genius who has facial hair and an ingrown toenail that can affect the way you walk later on. What do you do?
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KEY: The more red you are, the more likely you are to die. The more blue you are, the less chance you are of dying. The more dim you are, the further away from the center of the Crab Nebula. Black means you're dead. Purple means you're chasin' the dragon, man. B) I guess grey means you're a ghost :/
You rip a hole in your space suit by forgetting you're wearing a space suit in the first place. The sandwich is ruined. The pressure is intense and nearly killed you, luckily your fat stopped the leak of air. -1 air +1 need to pee +1 fear
pull out ham and cheese sandwich that mother made for me and tell the decepticon ill suck his and he can have the sandwich if he takes me to the crab nebula
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The decepticon throws you in the opposite direction back towards earth and laughs maniacally as you fall
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Your manly crows feet jet you forward and through the roof, knocking sweetnkind unconscious, and colonel is still in connecticut loafing around. You are heading straight up.
stop firing the uzi and plainly explain to the transformer that i didnt mean to shoot it i only wanted to shoot the driver. apologize for my misdeeds and posit the blanket statement that the driver was a douche anyways
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