Epicmafia

To the center

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The object of this game is to get to the center of the Crab Nebula. You may use any means necessary. This will be difficult as you must choose how to get to the center of the crab nebula without fail. In other words, do anything that wont get you killed. For example, if you find a bear cave and choose to enter the cave, you more than likely will perish. You may only do one action at a time, I.E. "Walk to the supermarket" Will put your character inside of a supermarket nearest to you, unless of course there isn't one by. Don't forget, you're susceptible to any legality issues, and death is permanent (Unless you find a cure to it!)

You start in a field located 37.786233 Latitude, -100.119627 Longitude, Fairview, Kansas. To your North, the direction you face, there is a road. Behind you, to the South, and about 2 miles away, there is a main road (10534 US-400). It is approx. 12:38 PM, and traffic averages 3 cars/hour. You are hungry and thirsty. You must urinate. You are a scientific genius who has facial hair and an ingrown toenail that can affect the way you walk later on. What do you do?

Game Board

KEY: The more red you are, the more likely you are to die. The more blue you are, the less chance you are of dying. The more dim you are, the further away from the center of the Crab Nebula. Black means you're dead. Purple means you're chasin' the dragon, man. B) I guess grey means you're a ghost :/

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Recidivism

Recidivism
Lono
what a nerd game
He's got a pretty good sense of humor. Don't yuck other people's yums dude, I think it's whimsical and amusing.
Now I work on reviving my good friend thecolonel who is a very sweet boy and very much deserves a loving wife.

He is already alive, buried to his neck in mulch, and in Connecticut.

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JeffreyAaron

I wire money to Usagichan in Dodge City so she can get a Greyhound ride to Indianapolis

Her debit card is now at $20.00.

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Recidivism

Lono
what a nerd game
He's got a pretty good sense of humor. Don't yuck other people's yums dude, I think it's whimsical and amusing.

Now I work on reviving my good friend thecolonel who is a very sweet boy and very much deserves a loving wife.

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Lono

what a nerd game

He's got a pretty good sense of humor. Don't yuck other people's yums dude, I think it's whimsical and amusing.

JeffreyAaronover 9 years ago

I wire money to Usagichan in Dodge City so she can get a Greyhound ride to Indianapolis

Kittover 9 years ago

Butts

Kitt
Butts
Kitt
i go to the centre
You find yourself in the center of a field. You cannot help but feel this action was pointless.
i go to the centre of the crab nebula
You go from being in the center of a field and into the sun, quicker than the speed of light. Let's just say doing this causes you to die immidiately.

i give up and have a wank

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usagichan

did i find it

I mean, you're in kansas. You passed out after dying as sweetnkind, so I guess you're still in Kansas.

jessover 9 years ago

did i find it

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thecolonel

Butts
ATTENTION: Players Recidivism and sweetnkind have been revived due to an act of God himself. Recidivism's prayers have been answered. No wings and no robot tho.
he prayed i would come too please

You're alive but buried up to your neck in mulch in Connecticut.

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Lono

what a nerd game

: ( I'm just trying to have fun

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Recidivism

Butts
Recidivism
Nice, I find a bloody mary.

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."[1]
Do you drink?
Yes I drink my bloody mary

You pass out. You wake up in southernmost california with no clothes on.

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Butts

lilac
Butts
lilac
Butts
lilac
how do i do that??
any way possible
ok i go south towards the main road, and stop one of the cars passing by
the car stops, the man inside says hello and if you needed a lift
i tell him that im not interested and wait for a female driver to stop
He nods, and makes his leave. -1 Charisma +1 feminism

i call my mum to pick me up and take me there

thecolonelover 9 years ago

Butts

ATTENTION: Players Recidivism and sweetnkind have been revived due to an act of God himself. Recidivism's prayers have been answered. No wings and no robot tho.

he prayed i would come too please

deleteddeletedover 9 years ago

what a nerd game

deleteddeletedover 9 years ago

Butts

Recidivism
Nice, I find a bloody mary.

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."[1]
Do you drink?

Yes I drink my bloody mary

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shadowstorm

Butts
shadowstorm
(lol)

I eat the pizza and drink about 1/4 of the bottle of water, saving the rest for later.
This is a good choice, what next?
After strategically covering my foot with a napkin so that nobody can see what I'm doing (I'm sitting at a table), I attempt to fix my toenail, or at least soothe the pain.

The pain is intense and gross. There's blood and puss everywhere on the napkin. On the bright side, your toe is no longer infected.

deleteddeletedover 9 years ago

Recidivism

Nice, I find a bloody mary.

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."[1]

Do you drink?

shadowstormover 9 years ago

Butts

shadowstorm
(lol)

I eat the pizza and drink about 1/4 of the bottle of water, saving the rest for later.
This is a good choice, what next?

After strategically covering my foot with a napkin so that nobody can see what I'm doing (I'm sitting at a table), I attempt to fix my toenail, or at least soothe the pain.

deleteddeletedover 9 years ago

Nice, I find a bloody mary.

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."[1]

deleteddeletedover 9 years ago

ATTENTION: Players Recidivism and sweetnkind have been revived due to an act of God himself. Recidivism's prayers have been answered. No wings and no robot tho.

deleteddeletedover 9 years ago

shadowstorm

(lol)

I eat the pizza and drink about 1/4 of the bottle of water, saving the rest for later.

This is a good choice, what next?

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sweetnkind

he gets on my back and i fly him there with my angel wings

You are dead.

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Recidivism

Butts
Recidivism
I go to Dr. Krieger to bring back my friends Sweenkind and Thecolonel. This life is nothing without them. To me, they are the center of the crab nebula.
On your way to Dr. Krieger, you realize that he is extremely far away, thus, you cannot make it.
I pray to the gods to revive thecolonel and sweetkind. I use all of my turns to try to revive them until it works out.

You are dead after your 5,503rd attempt.

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jecca

Butts
usagichan
i got so lit i actually turned into sweetnkind and can now fly
God F*CKING DAMNIT. Nonchalantly you are sweetnkind but not dead but sweetnkind is dead so you're just high and doing high things whatever yada-yada
surprise we were the same person the whole time

you have a bad trip. You are dying just as sweetnkind had.

shadowstormover 9 years ago

(lol)

I eat the pizza and drink about 1/4 of the bottle of water, saving the rest for later.