The object of this game is to get to the center of the Crab Nebula. You may use any means necessary. This will be difficult as you must choose how to get to the center of the crab nebula without fail. In other words, do anything that wont get you killed. For example, if you find a bear cave and choose to enter the cave, you more than likely will perish. You may only do one action at a time, I.E. "Walk to the supermarket" Will put your character inside of a supermarket nearest to you, unless of course there isn't one by.
Don't forget, you're susceptible to any legality issues, and death is permanent (Unless you find a cure to it!)
You start in a field located 37.786233 Latitude, -100.119627 Longitude, Fairview, Kansas. To your North, the direction you face, there is a road. Behind you, to the South, and about 2 miles away, there is a main road (10534 US-400). It is approx. 12:38 PM, and traffic averages 3 cars/hour. You are hungry and thirsty. You must urinate. You are a scientific genius who has facial hair and an ingrown toenail that can affect the way you walk later on. What do you do?
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KEY: The more red you are, the more likely you are to die. The more blue you are, the less chance you are of dying. The more dim you are, the further away from the center of the Crab Nebula. Black means you're dead. Purple means you're chasin' the dragon, man. B) I guess grey means you're a ghost :/
We ask Dylan to drive us to the nearest fast food establishment, unless it's White Castle.
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(I make the rules, fella.) It lives to only half of your expectations, This dude's name is in fact Dylan, you get into his car. Usagichan is hitting another blunt in the back. getting real f*cked tonight. You do not recognize this Dylan. He asks where are you heading.
I decide to call Usagichan "my little weed nugget" instead and we get into the truck because my best friend Dylan is from New Jersey and it is him I see driving.
Garyoak's car runs over you, killing you instantly.
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This is weird to usagi. She is not laughing anymore. she bar-crosses her arms and is hungry. A truck approaches. It's some guy with a New Jersey License Plate.
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You [REDACTED] the [REDACTED] out of her [REDACTED] causing a magnitude 7 earthquake for each [REDACTED] thrust. +1 Charisma -1 Virginity
In order to make her more comfortable, I start calling her "my little nutella" and giggle with her as we attempt to flag down a truck.
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She is sobered up enough to walk and function. Still a little loopy; every thirty seconds she'll blab some random word out like "nutella" or "champagne" and giggle furiously.
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BAM GARYOAK APPEARS, ROLLING INTO YOUR GAME WITH HIS FLY CAR AND CHEERLEADER SQUAD
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I guess I f*ck her?
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This is unsanitary but you do it anyway. The distinct odor makes you vomit multiple times. It now lingers with you. -1 Sanity
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-1 High *ACHIEVEMENT*: Puff puff.