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To the center

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The object of this game is to get to the center of the Crab Nebula. You may use any means necessary. This will be difficult as you must choose how to get to the center of the crab nebula without fail. In other words, do anything that wont get you killed. For example, if you find a bear cave and choose to enter the cave, you more than likely will perish. You may only do one action at a time, I.E. "Walk to the supermarket" Will put your character inside of a supermarket nearest to you, unless of course there isn't one by. Don't forget, you're susceptible to any legality issues, and death is permanent (Unless you find a cure to it!)


You start in a field located 37.786233 Latitude, -100.119627 Longitude, Fairview, Kansas. To your North, the direction you face, there is a road. Behind you, to the South, and about 2 miles away, there is a main road (10534 US-400). It is approx. 12:38 PM, and traffic averages 3 cars/hour. You are hungry and thirsty. You must urinate. You are a scientific genius who has facial hair and an ingrown toenail that can affect the way you walk later on. What do you do?

about 8 years
I pee in the open field to relieve myself and then make my way towards the main road and wave down a ride with a lady who is driving her 2 kids in a minivan.
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thecolonel says

I turn tricks at the nearest trucker stop and swipe one of their phones


You have walked miles to the nearest trucker stop, and attempt to steal a phone. You manage to take the phone, incredibly. +1 sneakiness -1 Morality
about 8 years
I turn tricks at the nearest trucker stop and swipe one of their phones
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sweetnkind says

I pleasure myself with it


This is weird to the cow. The cow looks away grossly. -1 Respect +1 Lewdity
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I pleasure myself with it
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I save one cow bone
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sweetnkind says

I bury the cow bones and pray. Thank u to the divine cow lords for providing me with sustenance


The cow of divine bovinity is pleased with your sacrifice. +1 Faith +1 Cow trust -1 Sanity
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I bury the cow bones and pray. Thank u to the divine cow lords for providing me with sustenance
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I bury the cows bones and pray, saying grace to the cow god for providing me with sustinence
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sweetnkind says

I tackle the cow and eat it


You are no longer hungry. The cow of divine bovinity loses some trust in you. -1 Cow Trust +1 Survivalist
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sammy says

Protagonist:
You call Ross, your coworker.

The phone rings...



Your phone has no bars! The phone does the dial up tone.
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I tackle the cow and eat it
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Protagonist:
You call Ross, your coworker.

The phone rings...
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sammy says

Protagonist:
==> You wipe the urine off it. It's no big deal - nothing damaging. Your phone is on 16% battery life. Who should you call?

==> Diane
==> Ross
==> Boss Dude
==> Mom



This is your decision
deletedabout 8 years
Protagonist:
==> You wipe the urine off it. It's no big deal - nothing damaging. Your phone is on 16% battery life. Who should you call?

==> Diane
==> Ross
==> Boss Dude
==> Mom
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Butts says


sammy says

Protagonist:
==> Retrieve your cellphone from inside your pocket and then take them off. You're hoping no one will mind your underwear.

You want to call someone.



Your cellphone is wet with pee. Gross.

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sammy says

Protagonist:
==> Retrieve your cellphone from inside your pocket and then take them off. You're hoping no one will mind your underwear.

You want to call someone.



Your cellphone is wet with pee. Gross.
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Protagonist:
==> Retrieve your cellphone from inside your pocket and then take them off. You're hoping no one will mind your underwear.

You want to call someone.
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sammy says

Protagonist:
==> Wet yourself as a sign that you have no idea what the hell to do.


The man in the car notices this, yell an obscenity, and drives away. Your pants are now wet. You are cold. +1 Penguin waddle +1 Cold -1 Charisma -1 Courage
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Protagonist:
==> Wet yourself as a sign that you have no idea what the hell to do.
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Kadonker says

go to the center of the crab nebula


You are trapped by earths gravitational pull. -1 Intelligence
about 8 years
go to the center of the crab nebula
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XXNicoleXX says


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XXNicoleXX says

/me gets out my phone and calls a taxi


You try to call a taxi, but you have no service in the middle of the field.


ugh /me goes to main road and waits 4 taxi


there are little taxis around. It is unlikely you will find a taxi. There is a car approaching.


/me tries to stop the car (this nicole)


the car stops. A man is in the car and asks if you need help.


yes i need help


He asks where you need to go.


a hotel in Washington

edit: please also stop at a station where i can pee and get some food


He says he is not on his way to washington, but he is going to nevada. He can stop at a station, but he doesn't want to make too many stops.
about 8 years

Butts says


XXNicoleXX says


Butts says


Sadly says


Butts says


XXNicoleXX says


Butts says


XXNicoleXX says

/me gets out my phone and calls a taxi


You try to call a taxi, but you have no service in the middle of the field.


ugh /me goes to main road and waits 4 taxi


there are little taxis around. It is unlikely you will find a taxi. There is a car approaching.


/me tries to stop the car (this nicole)


the car stops. A man is in the car and asks if you need help.


yes i need help


He asks where you need to go.


a hotel in Washington

edit: please also stop at a station where i can pee and get some food
deletedabout 8 years

XXNicoleXX says


Butts says


Sadly says


Butts says


XXNicoleXX says


Butts says


XXNicoleXX says

/me gets out my phone and calls a taxi


You try to call a taxi, but you have no service in the middle of the field.


ugh /me goes to main road and waits 4 taxi


there are little taxis around. It is unlikely you will find a taxi. There is a car approaching.


/me tries to stop the car (this nicole)


the car stops. A man is in the car and asks if you need help.


yes i need help


He asks where you need to go.