The object of this game is to get to the center of the Crab Nebula. You may use any means necessary. This will be difficult as you must choose how to get to the center of the crab nebula without fail. In other words, do anything that wont get you killed. For example, if you find a bear cave and choose to enter the cave, you more than likely will perish. You may only do one action at a time, I.E. "Walk to the supermarket" Will put your character inside of a supermarket nearest to you, unless of course there isn't one by.
Don't forget, you're susceptible to any legality issues, and death is permanent (Unless you find a cure to it!)
You start in a field located 37.786233 Latitude, -100.119627 Longitude, Fairview, Kansas. To your North, the direction you face, there is a road. Behind you, to the South, and about 2 miles away, there is a main road (10534 US-400). It is approx. 12:38 PM, and traffic averages 3 cars/hour. You are hungry and thirsty. You must urinate. You are a scientific genius who has facial hair and an ingrown toenail that can affect the way you walk later on. What do you do?
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KEY: The more red you are, the more likely you are to die. The more blue you are, the less chance you are of dying. The more dim you are, the further away from the center of the Crab Nebula. Black means you're dead. Purple means you're chasin' the dragon, man. B) I guess grey means you're a ghost :/
I pee in the open field to relieve myself and then make my way towards the main road and wave down a ride with a lady who is driving her 2 kids in a minivan.
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You have walked miles to the nearest trucker stop, and attempt to steal a phone. You manage to take the phone, incredibly. +1 sneakiness -1 Morality
I turn tricks at the nearest trucker stop and swipe one of their phones
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This is weird to the cow. The cow looks away grossly. -1 Respect +1 Lewdity
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I pleasure myself with it
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I save one cow bone
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The cow of divine bovinity is pleased with your sacrifice. +1 Faith +1 Cow trust -1 Sanity
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I bury the cow bones and pray. Thank u to the divine cow lords for providing me with sustenance
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You are no longer hungry. The cow of divine bovinity loses some trust in you. -1 Cow Trust +1 Survivalist
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Your phone has no bars! The phone does the dial up tone.
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I tackle the cow and eat it
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Protagonist: You call Ross, your coworker.
The phone rings...
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This is your decision
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Protagonist: ==> You wipe the urine off it. It's no big deal - nothing damaging. Your phone is on 16% battery life. Who should you call?
==> Diane ==> Ross ==> Boss Dude ==> Mom
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Your cellphone is wet with pee. Gross.
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Protagonist: ==> Retrieve your cellphone from inside your pocket and then take them off. You're hoping no one will mind your underwear.
You want to call someone.
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The man in the car notices this, yell an obscenity, and drives away. Your pants are now wet. You are cold. +1 Penguin waddle +1 Cold -1 Charisma -1 Courage
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Protagonist: ==> Wet yourself as a sign that you have no idea what the hell to do.
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You are trapped by earths gravitational pull. -1 Intelligence
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