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To the center

deleteddeletedover 9 years ago

The object of this game is to get to the center of the Crab Nebula. You may use any means necessary. This will be difficult as you must choose how to get to the center of the crab nebula without fail. In other words, do anything that wont get you killed. For example, if you find a bear cave and choose to enter the cave, you more than likely will perish. You may only do one action at a time, I.E. "Walk to the supermarket" Will put your character inside of a supermarket nearest to you, unless of course there isn't one by. Don't forget, you're susceptible to any legality issues, and death is permanent (Unless you find a cure to it!)

You start in a field located 37.786233 Latitude, -100.119627 Longitude, Fairview, Kansas. To your North, the direction you face, there is a road. Behind you, to the South, and about 2 miles away, there is a main road (10534 US-400). It is approx. 12:38 PM, and traffic averages 3 cars/hour. You are hungry and thirsty. You must urinate. You are a scientific genius who has facial hair and an ingrown toenail that can affect the way you walk later on. What do you do?

Game Board
KEY: The more red you are, the more likely you are to die. The more blue you are, the less chance you are of dying. The more dim you are, the further away from the center of the Crab Nebula. Black means you're dead. Purple means you're chasin' the dragon, man. B) I guess grey means you're a ghost :/
deleteddeletedover 9 years agoedited
i go to the road and take my a.ss out, hoping to entice drivers
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
sammy
Butts
sammy
Protagonist:
You call Ross, your coworker.

The phone rings...
Your phone has no bars! The phone does the dial up tone.
Protagonist:
Stupid. Absolutely stupid. You hate this. You have no idea where you and you're trying to find your way back to Crab Nebula and no bars. What else can go wrong today?

You look around you. In the distance, a town can be seen. It is very far away, but can be seen nonetheless.
you must make a decision. You are quite hungry.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
shadowstorm
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attempt to find a public bathroom
You are in the middle of a field. You decide to walk to the nearest house you see. It's a private farm.
trespass and break into the farm and search for a bathroom
You find the bathroom. Luckily, the owners are not home.
use the bathroom
You pee and poop. This is a win-win.
I finish up with the bathroom (wash hands, etc) and walk out, looking around for something I could use later on for self-defense
You find a rusty shovel outside of the house.
I pick up the shovel and get off of the property. I then wait on the side of the road for a bit to see if a car is coming.
A car approaches.
I stick out my thumb.
Your thumb is accepted by the driver, who cuts it off as they pass you. +1 Bleeding +1 Fear
(woah)
I rush back into the farm and wrap a ton of toilet paper around my thumb.
You are now bandaged. -1 Bleeding -1 Sanity
I rush out of the farm and head towards the main road to try to find somewhere to eat.
You can see road, as well as the field you came from nearby.
shadowstormover 9 years ago
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attempt to find a public bathroom
You are in the middle of a field. You decide to walk to the nearest house you see. It's a private farm.
trespass and break into the farm and search for a bathroom
You find the bathroom. Luckily, the owners are not home.
use the bathroom
You pee and poop. This is a win-win.
I finish up with the bathroom (wash hands, etc) and walk out, looking around for something I could use later on for self-defense
You find a rusty shovel outside of the house.
I pick up the shovel and get off of the property. I then wait on the side of the road for a bit to see if a car is coming.
A car approaches.
I stick out my thumb.
Your thumb is accepted by the driver, who cuts it off as they pass you. +1 Bleeding +1 Fear
(woah)
I rush back into the farm and wrap a ton of toilet paper around my thumb.
You are now bandaged. -1 Bleeding -1 Sanity
I rush out of the farm and head towards the main road to try to find somewhere to eat.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
shadowstorm
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attempt to find a public bathroom
You are in the middle of a field. You decide to walk to the nearest house you see. It's a private farm.
trespass and break into the farm and search for a bathroom
You find the bathroom. Luckily, the owners are not home.
use the bathroom
You pee and poop. This is a win-win.
I finish up with the bathroom (wash hands, etc) and walk out, looking around for something I could use later on for self-defense
You find a rusty shovel outside of the house.
I pick up the shovel and get off of the property. I then wait on the side of the road for a bit to see if a car is coming.
A car approaches.
I stick out my thumb.
Your thumb is accepted by the driver, who cuts it off as they pass you. +1 Bleeding +1 Fear
(woah)
I rush back into the farm and wrap a ton of toilet paper around my thumb.
You are now bandaged. -1 Bleeding -1 Sanity
shadowstormover 9 years ago
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attempt to find a public bathroom
You are in the middle of a field. You decide to walk to the nearest house you see. It's a private farm.
trespass and break into the farm and search for a bathroom
You find the bathroom. Luckily, the owners are not home.
use the bathroom
You pee and poop. This is a win-win.
I finish up with the bathroom (wash hands, etc) and walk out, looking around for something I could use later on for self-defense
You find a rusty shovel outside of the house.
I pick up the shovel and get off of the property. I then wait on the side of the road for a bit to see if a car is coming.
A car approaches.
I stick out my thumb.
Your thumb is accepted by the driver, who cuts it off as they pass you. +1 Bleeding +1 Fear
(woah)
I rush back into the farm and wrap a ton of toilet paper around my thumb.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
shadowstorm
Butts
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attempt to find a public bathroom
You are in the middle of a field. You decide to walk to the nearest house you see. It's a private farm.
trespass and break into the farm and search for a bathroom
You find the bathroom. Luckily, the owners are not home.
use the bathroom
You pee and poop. This is a win-win.
I finish up with the bathroom (wash hands, etc) and walk out, looking around for something I could use later on for self-defense
You find a rusty shovel outside of the house.
I pick up the shovel and get off of the property. I then wait on the side of the road for a bit to see if a car is coming.
A car approaches.
I stick out my thumb.
Your thumb is accepted by the driver, who cuts it off as they pass you. +1 Bleeding +1 Fear
shadowstormover 9 years ago
Butts
shadowstorm
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shadowstorm
attempt to find a public bathroom
You are in the middle of a field. You decide to walk to the nearest house you see. It's a private farm.
trespass and break into the farm and search for a bathroom
You find the bathroom. Luckily, the owners are not home.
use the bathroom
You pee and poop. This is a win-win.
I finish up with the bathroom (wash hands, etc) and walk out, looking around for something I could use later on for self-defense
You find a rusty shovel outside of the house.
I pick up the shovel and get off of the property. I then wait on the side of the road for a bit to see if a car is coming.
A car approaches.
I stick out my thumb.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
shadowstorm
Butts
shadowstorm
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shadowstorm
attempt to find a public bathroom
You are in the middle of a field. You decide to walk to the nearest house you see. It's a private farm.
trespass and break into the farm and search for a bathroom
You find the bathroom. Luckily, the owners are not home.
use the bathroom
You pee and poop. This is a win-win.
I finish up with the bathroom (wash hands, etc) and walk out, looking around for something I could use later on for self-defense
You find a rusty shovel outside of the house.
I pick up the shovel and get off of the property. I then wait on the side of the road for a bit to see if a car is coming.
A car approaches.
shadowstormover 9 years ago
Butts
shadowstorm
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shadowstorm
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shadowstorm
Butts
shadowstorm
attempt to find a public bathroom
You are in the middle of a field. You decide to walk to the nearest house you see. It's a private farm.
trespass and break into the farm and search for a bathroom
You find the bathroom. Luckily, the owners are not home.
use the bathroom
You pee and poop. This is a win-win.
I finish up with the bathroom (wash hands, etc) and walk out, looking around for something I could use later on for self-defense
You find a rusty shovel outside of the house.
I pick up the shovel and get off of the property. I then wait on the side of the road for a bit to see if a car is coming.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
shadowstorm
Butts
shadowstorm
Butts
shadowstorm
Butts
shadowstorm
attempt to find a public bathroom
You are in the middle of a field. You decide to walk to the nearest house you see. It's a private farm.
trespass and break into the farm and search for a bathroom
You find the bathroom. Luckily, the owners are not home.
use the bathroom
You pee and poop. This is a win-win.
I finish up with the bathroom (wash hands, etc) and walk out, looking around for something I could use later on for self-defense
You find a rusty shovel outside of the house.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Nicol
XXNicoleXX
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/me gets out my phone and calls a taxi
You try to call a taxi, but you have no service in the middle of the field.
ugh /me goes to main road and waits 4 taxi
there are little taxis around. It is unlikely you will find a taxi. There is a car approaching.
/me tries to stop the car (this nicole)
the car stops. A man is in the car and asks if you need help.
yes i need help
He asks where you need to go.
a hotel in Washington

edit: please also stop at a station where i can pee and get some food
XXNicoleXX
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XXNicoleXX
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Sadly
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XXNicoleXX
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XXNicoleXX
/me gets out my phone and calls a taxi
You try to call a taxi, but you have no service in the middle of the field.
ugh /me goes to main road and waits 4 taxi
there are little taxis around. It is unlikely you will find a taxi. There is a car approaching.
/me tries to stop the car (this nicole)
the car stops. A man is in the car and asks if you need help.
yes i need help
He asks where you need to go.
a hotel in Washington

edit: please also stop at a station where i can pee and get some food
that's fine take me anyways
They are happy to take you.
You are now in...The car.
shadowstormover 9 years ago
Butts
shadowstorm
Butts
shadowstorm
Butts
shadowstorm
attempt to find a public bathroom
You are in the middle of a field. You decide to walk to the nearest house you see. It's a private farm.
trespass and break into the farm and search for a bathroom
You find the bathroom. Luckily, the owners are not home.
use the bathroom
You pee and poop. This is a win-win.
I finish up with the bathroom (wash hands, etc) and walk out, looking around for something I could use later on for self-defense
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Recidivism
I go to the science lab down the street. "There's enough room in the world for science and miracles." I say to myself, bandaging my fist with a piece of my shirt.
You forgot to tear your shirt up. Unfortunately, your amazing abs are shown to the naked world. The science lab is full of scientists and most of them are women.
Nicolover 9 years ago
XXNicoleXX
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XXNicoleXX
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Sadly
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XXNicoleXX
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XXNicoleXX
/me gets out my phone and calls a taxi
You try to call a taxi, but you have no service in the middle of the field.
ugh /me goes to main road and waits 4 taxi
there are little taxis around. It is unlikely you will find a taxi. There is a car approaching.
/me tries to stop the car (this nicole)
the car stops. A man is in the car and asks if you need help.
yes i need help
He asks where you need to go.
a hotel in Washington

edit: please also stop at a station where i can pee and get some food
XXNicoleXX
Butts
XXNicoleXX
Butts
Sadly
Butts
XXNicoleXX
Butts
XXNicoleXX
/me gets out my phone and calls a taxi
You try to call a taxi, but you have no service in the middle of the field.
ugh /me goes to main road and waits 4 taxi
there are little taxis around. It is unlikely you will find a taxi. There is a car approaching.
/me tries to stop the car (this nicole)
the car stops. A man is in the car and asks if you need help.
yes i need help
He asks where you need to go.
a hotel in Washington

edit: please also stop at a station where i can pee and get some food
that's fine take me anyways
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
I go to the science lab down the street. "There's enough room in the world for science and miracles." I say to myself, bandaging my fist with a piece of my shirt.
deleteddeletedover 9 years agoedited
Recidivism
Butts
Recidivism
I find thecolonel and Let Loose the Hogs of War, killing him in my rampage. My charisma rises.
This is untrue. You have schizophrenia. To find other playes you must summon them or be summoned. -2 Sanity
"I hate surprises, except surprise fellatio, I like that" I murmur to myself. Then, using the highest charisma of any player in the game right now, I hit the streets to ask if anyone knows anything about getting to the crab nebula
You "Hit the streets" and your fist begins bleeding. Someone comes up to you and asks if you are okay. You respond with the "where is the crab nebula?" question, but the person is not sure. They suggest you go to the science lab down the street. +1 Bloodloss +1 Ego
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
shadowstorm
Butts
shadowstorm
Butts
shadowstorm
attempt to find a public bathroom
You are in the middle of a field. You decide to walk to the nearest house you see. It's a private farm.
trespass and break into the farm and search for a bathroom
You find the bathroom. Luckily, the owners are not home.
use the bathroom
You pee and poop. This is a win-win.
deleteddeletedover 9 years agoedited
Butts
Recidivism
I find thecolonel and Let Loose the Hogs of War, killing him in my rampage. My charisma rises.
This is untrue. You have schizophrenia. To find other playes you must summon them or be summoned. -2 Sanity
"I hate surprises, except surprise fellatio, I like that" I murmur to myself. Then, using the highest charisma of any player in the game right now, I hit the streets to ask if anyone knows anything about getting to the crab nebula
shadowstormover 9 years ago
Butts
shadowstorm
Butts
shadowstorm
attempt to find a public bathroom
You are in the middle of a field. You decide to walk to the nearest house you see. It's a private farm.
trespass and break into the farm and search for a bathroom
You find the bathroom. Luckily, the owners are not home.
use the bathroom
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
shadowstorm
Butts
shadowstorm
attempt to find a public bathroom
You are in the middle of a field. You decide to walk to the nearest house you see. It's a private farm.
trespass and break into the farm and search for a bathroom
You find the bathroom. Luckily, the owners are not home.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
thecolonel
I realize that the prison is the crab palace and I win
You die in prison.
shadowstormover 9 years ago
Butts
shadowstorm
attempt to find a public bathroom
You are in the middle of a field. You decide to walk to the nearest house you see. It's a private farm.
trespass and break into the farm and search for a bathroom
thecolonelover 9 years ago
I realize that the prison is the crab palace and I win
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
shadowstorm
attempt to find a public bathroom
You are in the middle of a field. You decide to walk to the nearest house you see. It's a private farm.