To the center

deleteddeletedover 9 years ago

The object of this game is to get to the center of the Crab Nebula. You may use any means necessary. This will be difficult as you must choose how to get to the center of the crab nebula without fail. In other words, do anything that wont get you killed. For example, if you find a bear cave and choose to enter the cave, you more than likely will perish. You may only do one action at a time, I.E. "Walk to the supermarket" Will put your character inside of a supermarket nearest to you, unless of course there isn't one by. Don't forget, you're susceptible to any legality issues, and death is permanent (Unless you find a cure to it!)


You start in a field located 37.786233 Latitude, -100.119627 Longitude, Fairview, Kansas. To your North, the direction you face, there is a road. Behind you, to the South, and about 2 miles away, there is a main road (10534 US-400). It is approx. 12:38 PM, and traffic averages 3 cars/hour. You are hungry and thirsty. You must urinate. You are a scientific genius who has facial hair and an ingrown toenail that can affect the way you walk later on. What do you do?

Game Board
KEY: The more red you are, the more likely you are to die. The more blue you are, the less chance you are of dying. The more dim you are, the further away from the center of the Crab Nebula. Black means you're dead. Purple means you're chasin' the dragon, man. B) I guess grey means you're a ghost :/
XXNicoleXXover 9 years ago
Butts
Sadly
Butts
XXNicoleXX
Butts
XXNicoleXX
/me gets out my phone and calls a taxi
You try to call a taxi, but you have no service in the middle of the field.
ugh /me goes to main road and waits 4 taxi
there are little taxis around. It is unlikely you will find a taxi. There is a car approaching.
/me tries to stop the car (this nicole)
the car stops. A man is in the car and asks if you need help.
yes i need help
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Sadly
Butts
XXNicoleXX
Butts
XXNicoleXX
/me gets out my phone and calls a taxi
You try to call a taxi, but you have no service in the middle of the field.
ugh /me goes to main road and waits 4 taxi
there are little taxis around. It is unlikely you will find a taxi. There is a car approaching.
/me tries to stop the car (this nicole)
the car stops. A man is in the car and asks if you need help.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Butts
XXNicoleXX
Butts
XXNicoleXX
/me gets out my phone and calls a taxi
You try to call a taxi, but you have no service in the middle of the field.
ugh /me goes to main road and waits 4 taxi
there are little taxis around. It is unlikely you will find a taxi. There is a car approaching.
/me tries to stop the car (this nicole)
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
XXNicoleXX
Butts
XXNicoleXX
/me gets out my phone and calls a taxi
You try to call a taxi, but you have no service in the middle of the field.
ugh /me goes to main road and waits 4 taxi
there are little taxis around. It is unlikely you will find a taxi. There is a car approaching.
XXNicoleXXover 9 years ago
Butts
XXNicoleXX
/me gets out my phone and calls a taxi
You try to call a taxi, but you have no service in the middle of the field.
ugh /me goes to main road and waits 4 taxi
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
lilac
Butts
lilac
Butts
lilac
how do i do that??
any way possible
ok i go south towards the main road, and stop one of the cars passing by
the car stops, the man inside says hello and if you needed a lift
i tell him that im not interested and wait for a female driver to stop
He nods, and makes his leave. -1 Charisma +1 feminism
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
XXNicoleXX
/me gets out my phone and calls a taxi
You try to call a taxi, but you have no service in the middle of the field.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Butts
lilac
Butts
lilac
how do i do that??
any way possible
ok i go south towards the main road, and stop one of the cars passing by
the car stops, the man inside says hello and if you needed a lift
i tell him that im not interested and wait for a female driver to stop
XXNicoleXXover 9 years ago
/me gets out my phone and calls a taxi
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
thecolonel
I continue praying because my faith will not be deterred and I will persevere through any tribulations through the power of Lord Jesus Christ
You continue to pray. +1 Faith -1 Sanity
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Bebop
copulate furiously with the cow

if the story is going to have any real ending we need another party member
In order to get another party member you must first summon them, or vice versa. This can be accomplished in a number of ways.
thecolonelover 9 years ago
I continue praying because my faith will not be deterred and I will persevere through any tribulations through the power of Lord Jesus Christ
Bebopover 9 years ago
copulate furiously with the cow

if the story is going to have any real ending we need another party member
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thecolonel
I pray to God to take me to the crab king
You pray to God, but it is useless. We killed God long ago. +1 Faith -1 Sanity
thecolonelover 9 years ago
I pray to God to take me to the crab king
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
convictpat
I charge my phone and then I call a cab and then I go to the airport and then I fly to Washington and then I work for NASA and then I go to the space galaxy
You may only do one thing at a time. You have no way to charge your phone.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
sweetnkind
I get down on all fours and break into a sprint
You catch up to the cow, miraculously.
convictpatover 9 years ago
I charge my phone and then I call a cab and then I go to the airport and then I fly to Washington and then I work for NASA and then I go to the space galaxy
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
I get down on all fours and break into a sprint
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
sweetnkind
I find a baby cow and lead it away from the others
The cow is furious and speeds away from you
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
I find a baby cow and lead it away from the others
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
convictpat
I take a cab to the airport
There are no cabs around you.
convictpatover 9 years ago
I take a cab to the airport
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
convictpat
why would i walk? i took a plane
No planes nearby.
convictpatover 9 years ago
why would i walk? i took a plane