The object of this game is to get to the center of the Crab Nebula. You may use any means necessary. This will be difficult as you must choose how to get to the center of the crab nebula without fail. In other words, do anything that wont get you killed. For example, if you find a bear cave and choose to enter the cave, you more than likely will perish. You may only do one action at a time, I.E. "Walk to the supermarket" Will put your character inside of a supermarket nearest to you, unless of course there isn't one by.
Don't forget, you're susceptible to any legality issues, and death is permanent (Unless you find a cure to it!)
You start in a field located 37.786233 Latitude, -100.119627 Longitude, Fairview, Kansas. To your North, the direction you face, there is a road. Behind you, to the South, and about 2 miles away, there is a main road (10534 US-400). It is approx. 12:38 PM, and traffic averages 3 cars/hour. You are hungry and thirsty. You must urinate. You are a scientific genius who has facial hair and an ingrown toenail that can affect the way you walk later on. What do you do?
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KEY: The more red you are, the more likely you are to die. The more blue you are, the less chance you are of dying. The more dim you are, the further away from the center of the Crab Nebula. Black means you're dead. Purple means you're chasin' the dragon, man. B) I guess grey means you're a ghost :/
I realize the Crab Nebula was in my heart all along
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Woah.... . You're so far gone
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I look in the trunks of both cars
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He is flaccid the whole way and falls asleep at the wheel. You get into a car wreck on your way there. Both passengers in the other car are dead, and your road friend has died as well. You're alive with a broken wrist. Welcome to Dodge City, weirdo. +1 Bleeding -1 Sanity -8 Cleanliness
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I get in the car and give him road head
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He is really confused by this offer but yelps and tells you to hop in the car
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He laughs harder and winks at you and his teeth fly right out of his mouth and at your face. Spit and chewing tobacco are all over your face. -1 Cleanliness +1 Charisma
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I ask him to shove it elbow deep in my p.ussy
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He laughs and offers you a ride to his "paw"'s house.
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I ask if he has a permit to carry those guns, referencing his arms. Then I laugh and explain I was just joking because you shouldn't need a permit to carry guns
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I tell him abortion is murder
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You trip balls. You find yourself staring at the crab nebula in space. It's an amazing spectacle. You are not in the center of it, thus you can't win... You are too high to move, so you just stare for a while and laugh at the colors of it. "Looks like my b.oob" you exclaim. You are high as [F.]. Bomb.
You are at washington. You are starving. You fell asleep in the car. The people have stolen your money and phone. You are dizzy and in a gas station bathroom. They left you with a dollar.
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Luckily you have puff around. It enacts. Your world is spinning. Gnarly. +1 High -1 Sanity(?) *ACHIEVEMENT*: Far out!
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Yes. Your entices a weird man with crooked teeth and a hat that reads "Trump Pence" He asks with a musky stench of alcohol in his breath "Hello lil lady how may I *hic* help ya?
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