The object of this game is to get to the center of the Crab Nebula. You may use any means necessary. This will be difficult as you must choose how to get to the center of the crab nebula without fail. In other words, do anything that wont get you killed. For example, if you find a bear cave and choose to enter the cave, you more than likely will perish. You may only do one action at a time, I.E. "Walk to the supermarket" Will put your character inside of a supermarket nearest to you, unless of course there isn't one by.
Don't forget, you're susceptible to any legality issues, and death is permanent (Unless you find a cure to it!)
You start in a field located 37.786233 Latitude, -100.119627 Longitude, Fairview, Kansas. To your North, the direction you face, there is a road. Behind you, to the South, and about 2 miles away, there is a main road (10534 US-400). It is approx. 12:38 PM, and traffic averages 3 cars/hour. You are hungry and thirsty. You must urinate. You are a scientific genius who has facial hair and an ingrown toenail that can affect the way you walk later on. What do you do?
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KEY: The more red you are, the more likely you are to die. The more blue you are, the less chance you are of dying. The more dim you are, the further away from the center of the Crab Nebula. Black means you're dead. Purple means you're chasin' the dragon, man. B) I guess grey means you're a ghost :/
I pray to the gods to revive thecolonel and sweetkind. I use all of my turns to try to revive them until it works out.
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he gets on my back and i fly him there with my angel wings
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On your way to Dr. Krieger, you realize that he is extremely far away, thus, you cannot make it.
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surprise we were the same person the whole time
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You receive the items. you have $4.20 left (lol)
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I go to Dr. Krieger to bring back my friends Sweenkind and Thecolonel. This life is nothing without them. To me, they are the center of the crab nebula.
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No comment.
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They believe that you are satanic, and kick you out immediately.
i got so lit i actually turned into sweetnkind and can now fly
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(added) You find a pizza hut. Continue walking?
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They're no where to be found. sweetnkind is a dead robot, too. the impact from the Hollyweed sign on the mountain lodged her into the center of the earth. She is literally dead. Goodbye.
I cross the road. I'm in the mood for pizza, so I walk along the road, looking out for a pizza place.
edit: btw don't forget to add me to the roster
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We feel sorry that we broke the sign and then go try to find the guys who faked the moon landing to learn about the crab nebula or find a rocket
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You fly superfast to china, only issue is, she quickly runs dry of fuel and you crash into the Hollyweed sign, breaking through the two e's. You have defaced an enormous sign, how dare you.
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We fly to the Chinese space program
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sweetnkind is not able to get through earth's atmosphere, let alone anywhere in the galaxy. you can; however, fly somewhere on earth.
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You go from being in the center of a field and into the sun, quicker than the speed of light. Let's just say doing this causes you to die immidiately.
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I ask sweetnkind to take me to the coordinates I found using her super cyborg jetpacks she got
I head to the local mormon church (the one by the Indianapolis Zoo) and meet up with the mormon missionaries to ask about their beliefs regarding the crab nebula.
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