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To the center

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The object of this game is to get to the center of the Crab Nebula. You may use any means necessary. This will be difficult as you must choose how to get to the center of the crab nebula without fail. In other words, do anything that wont get you killed. For example, if you find a bear cave and choose to enter the cave, you more than likely will perish. You may only do one action at a time, I.E. "Walk to the supermarket" Will put your character inside of a supermarket nearest to you, unless of course there isn't one by. Don't forget, you're susceptible to any legality issues, and death is permanent (Unless you find a cure to it!)


You start in a field located 37.786233 Latitude, -100.119627 Longitude, Fairview, Kansas. To your North, the direction you face, there is a road. Behind you, to the South, and about 2 miles away, there is a main road (10534 US-400). It is approx. 12:38 PM, and traffic averages 3 cars/hour. You are hungry and thirsty. You must urinate. You are a scientific genius who has facial hair and an ingrown toenail that can affect the way you walk later on. What do you do?

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i found it but the OP got mad that i won so quickly and made me delete this post :/
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JeffreyAaron says

Usagichan and I walk around town collecting money from fountains of water and by asking people if they can donate to our Crab Nebula fund.


Oh snap it's the five-o! They had a call in about two people collecting water from fountains. Police cars are approaching from down the street.
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I ask my new Sweet Thang scientist about the crab nebula after I use her bathroom and get a f*cking drink of water already


"The Crab Nebula is a Supernova remnant of a star. In its center lies a pulsar. It is extremely far away and is this first discovery of Messier. Nicknamed M1.
Right ascension 05h 34m 31.94s
Declination +22° 00′ 52.2″
Distance 6500±1600 ly (2000±500 pc)
Apparent magnitude (V) +8.4
Apparent dimensions (V) 420″ × 290″


I put those coordinates in her rocket.


She does not have a rocket.


I ask her to go get a rocket


She does not have this authority.
about 8 years
Usagichan and I walk around town collecting money from fountains of water and by asking people if they can donate to our Crab Nebula fund.
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ATTENTION: Player Recidivism, I am labeling you as "Recidivist" in the status board above, you will be under this alias.
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Butts says


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I ask my new Sweet Thang scientist about the crab nebula after I use her bathroom and get a f*cking drink of water already


"The Crab Nebula is a Supernova remnant of a star. In its center lies a pulsar. It is extremely far away and is this first discovery of Messier. Nicknamed M1.
Right ascension 05h 34m 31.94s
Declination +22° 00′ 52.2″
Distance 6500±1600 ly (2000±500 pc)
Apparent magnitude (V) +8.4
Apparent dimensions (V) 420″ × 290″


I put those coordinates in her rocket.


She does not have a rocket.


I ask her to go get a rocket
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Recidivism says


Butts says


Recidivism says

I ask my new Sweet Thang scientist about the crab nebula after I use her bathroom and get a f*cking drink of water already


"The Crab Nebula is a Supernova remnant of a star. In its center lies a pulsar. It is extremely far away and is this first discovery of Messier. Nicknamed M1.
Right ascension 05h 34m 31.94s
Declination +22° 00′ 52.2″
Distance 6500±1600 ly (2000±500 pc)
Apparent magnitude (V) +8.4
Apparent dimensions (V) 420″ × 290″


I put those coordinates in her rocket.


She does not have a rocket.
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Butts says


Recidivism says

I ask my new Sweet Thang scientist about the crab nebula after I use her bathroom and get a f*cking drink of water already


"The Crab Nebula is a Supernova remnant of a star. In its center lies a pulsar. It is extremely far away and is this first discovery of Messier. Nicknamed M1.
Right ascension 05h 34m 31.94s
Declination +22° 00′ 52.2″
Distance 6500±1600 ly (2000±500 pc)
Apparent magnitude (V) +8.4
Apparent dimensions (V) 420″ × 290″


I put those coordinates in her rocket.
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Recidivism says

I ask my new Sweet Thang scientist about the crab nebula after I use her bathroom and get a f*cking drink of water already


"The Crab Nebula is a Supernova remnant of a star. In its center lies a pulsar. It is extremely far away and is this first discovery of Messier. Nicknamed M1." She hands you a notecard with the location of M1 with a number at the bottom.
"Right ascension 05h 34m 31.94s
Declination +22° 00′ 52.2″
Distance 6500±1600 ly (2000±500 pc)
Apparent magnitude (V) +8.4
Apparent dimensions (V) 420″ × 290″
867-5309 (Jenny) XOXOXO"
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I ask my new Sweet Thang scientist about the crab nebula after I use her bathroom and get a f*cking drink of water already
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JeffreyAaron says

Do we have the money needed to get into the museum?


After careful research, they are not open for today. The museum is $35.00 per adult entry. Lame.
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JeffreyAaron says

Do we have the money needed to get into the museum?


You check your wallet. $20.00 remaining. Usagichan has $14.00 remaining. You grab a pamphlet. It directly models their website. http://boothill.org/boot-hill-all-in-one-tickets/
about 8 years
Do we have the money needed to get into the museum?
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sweetnkind says

im there as a mummy


Your ghost haunts the wagon out front.
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JeffreyAaron says

Usagichan and I decide to go visit the Dodge City Boot Museum.


It was a fun walk. You had this trip while you were walking with her. Some weird picture, I'd say. You are no longer high. Usagichan is no longer high. You get to the Boot Hill Museum.
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im there as a mummy
about 8 years
Usagichan and I decide to go visit the Dodge City Boot Museum.
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JeffreyAaron says

i don't want to be high i have never smoked and i stayed away from her weed and drove with the windows down so i couldn't inhale smoke what the fuc'k.

I order the chicken fingers and potato wedges and eat it on the curb outside the restaurant.


Welcome to Dodge City, kid. You scarf down everything quick as hell. Lightning fast. You love every bit of it. You begin trippin. -1 Sanity +1 High -1 Hunger *ACHIEVEMENT*: The stages of grief
about 8 years
i don't want to be high i have never smoked and i stayed away from her weed and drove with the windows down so i couldn't inhale smoke what the fuc'k.

I order the chicken fingers and potato wedges and eat it on the curb outside the restaurant.
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Butts says


JeffreyAaron says

We ask Dylan to drive us to the nearest fast food establishment, unless it's White Castle.


Dylan takes you to a KFC in Dodge City. Welcome to Dodge City, kiddos.


As a recap, you're high with usagichan at a KFC in Dodge City, Kansas.
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JeffreyAaron says

In order to make her more comfortable, I start calling her "my little nutella" and giggle with her as we attempt to flag down a truck.


This is weird to usagi. She is not laughing anymore. she bar-crosses her arms and is hungry. A truck approaches. It's some guy with a New Jersey License Plate.


i am now lit but it is still weird


hehehe, wow...


Oh my... So surreal...


YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CAUSE JEFFREYAARON TO BECOME SECOND HAND HIGH. Right on.
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Butts says


usagichan says


Butts says


JeffreyAaron says

In order to make her more comfortable, I start calling her "my little nutella" and giggle with her as we attempt to flag down a truck.


This is weird to usagi. She is not laughing anymore. she bar-crosses her arms and is hungry. A truck approaches. It's some guy with a New Jersey License Plate.


i am now lit but it is still weird


hehehe, wow...


Oh my... So surreal...
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usagichan says


Butts says


JeffreyAaron says

In order to make her more comfortable, I start calling her "my little nutella" and giggle with her as we attempt to flag down a truck.


This is weird to usagi. She is not laughing anymore. she bar-crosses her arms and is hungry. A truck approaches. It's some guy with a New Jersey License Plate.


i am now lit but it is still weird


hehehe, wow...
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JeffreyAaron says

We ask Dylan to drive us to the nearest fast food establishment, unless it's White Castle.


Dylan takes you to a KFC in Dodge City. Welcome to Dodge City, kiddos.
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jecca says

white castle sounds good to me actually


(please comment on your main so I can keep up with accounts!)