Shwartz99

 Joined May 2014
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Retired until further notice...

oh but here's my discord in case you don't feel like scrolling down                   


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      Owner from 2:46 PM EST 10/27/2018

                 to 9:47 PM EST 4/1/2019


       (THE BEST PLAYER AT COCO'S)


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Shwartz99's "Gambling for the Presidency": https://epicmafia.com/setup/1383336


Best Setup For Every Happy Hour: https://epicmafia.com/topic/74869


EM Tags Thread: https://epicmafia.com/topic/81287


Shwartz99's daily (more like yearly) joke: I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

If you copy and paste this joke in pregame for an unranked game and I roll maf, I won't N1 you!


Questions always appreciated... but may not be answered :P

BTW, in Coco's I sometimes N1 killer by accident, and when it turns out to be auto, I just out myself to let jailer have achievement. Or I hit the unhit bp's to give them achievements. Anyways, my point is please don't get mad at me, killer. I tried my best.


If I am host of a ghost game:

Shwartz99's Geoghost Rules: Words are countries, No country hints, No kicking, Have fun

I also say a lot. Good luck if I ever play a game against you!

Yᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ɪᴛ.


Too pro (it's not photoshopped)

              


     Awards from Sandbox Superlatives Y5

  


 A bunch of users who signed a petition to be on my profile

           


List of Betrayers:

  • EmmaSM
  • Flamingkamikaze
  • zpicas
  • Thechubbynerd
  • GrimReap
  • Bardothren
  • eunhae
  • cide

          Shwartz99 Officially Issued Copypastas:

  • Hello,this is yourcaptain speaking.We've arrived at ourdestination,D1.I hope you've had an enjoyable flight on Shwartz99 Air!
  • Shwartz99's Geoghost Rules: Words are countries, No country hints, No kicking, Have fun
  • :fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu::fufu:
  • :fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg:
  • blue bw cc fmpov fos gy hypo inno lylo ml mylo nl omgus pr rl sk softed wifom

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Stickers

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Questions

over 7 years
you will never win this poke war
???
over 7 years
Users above and below in asks are mega gay
er this doesnt include the answerer does it
anonymousabout 8 years
Remember when custom lobbies were a thing? Apparently you do xD
Yep I've always wanted one
anonymousalmost 9 years
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE SPIRIT OF GOOD NATURE. THIS USER HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT, AND YOU MAY BE POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT OF GOOD NATURE AS WELL IF YOU POST THIS ON THE WALLS OF FIVE GOOD USERS AND GIVE THEM A +K.
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE SPIRIT OF GOOD NATURE. THIS USER HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT, AND YOU MAY BE POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT OF GOOD NATURE AS WELL IF YOU POST THIS ON THE WALLS OF FIVE GOOD USERS AND GIVE THEM A +K.
deletedabout 9 years
how are you so pro
Being "pro" is relative. Quite simply, all you need to do is make everyone else not pro.

Achievements

13 / 15Knight Devout
11 / 25Explosion!
9 / 15New Sheriff in Town
9 / 10Gotcha!
8 / 30Oxyclean

Recent Games

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Most Played Roles

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175/279 (63%)
118/257 (46%)
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almost 9 years
+K to 52 for photoshop
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almost 9 years
have a k+ for compensation
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about 9 years
+k for that yearly joke
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deletedabout 9 years
+k for blue bw cc fmpov fos gy hypo inno lylo ml mylo nl omgus pr rl sk softed wifom
1
about 9 years
+k for death sound
1
over 9 years
good em user
1
over 9 years
Thanks for the map update, cheers!
1
deletedover 9 years
You are the single least cancerous person on this website - seriously, you give it your 100% with practically everything and it's awesome! +k
1
over 9 years
be my friend please
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over 9 years
born to shtpost
2
over 9 years
RIP 2016
1
over 9 years
Thank you ^^
+k for being a pleasure to play with
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over 9 years
k+ for you
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deletedover 9 years
blue wifom lylo mylo rl ml sk softed nl bw fmpov fos inno gy cc hypo


Now u will never forget :p
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almost 10 years
2
deletedalmost 10 years
Ay, i miss our DangerZone.
1
almost 10 years
+k back
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almost 10 years
40th k+
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almost 10 years
Yes, I am. I missed EM and friends.....
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deletedalmost 10 years
STOLEN
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