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EM Bachelorette

deleteddeletedover 9 years ago

Post below to be a contestant for EM Bachelorette, where you will win the hand of 2 of EM's finest bachelorettes:

1) ponds (https://epicmafia.com/user/329026#/)- everyone's fave gurl

2) Ellie (https://epicmafia.com/user/658526#/)- she is a hot b1tch and my best friend be NICE

Round 1: Post your best pick-up line. The more creative the better.

No one will be eliminated, but there will be a winner picked by each of the girls.

Round 2:

Puns- Make a pun with one or both of the girls' names.

Again the winners will be picked by each of the girls and I'll be eliminating people this round who don't post.

Game Board

lingover 9 years ago

And i will think of ypu every time i eat pizza

deleteddeletedover 9 years ago

thank u ling, ill remember u 4ever in my heart

deleteddeletedover 9 years ago

bonk

ling is just jealous because he doesn't have the confidence required to do cool things like me

cool pizza stunts

lingover 9 years ago

Yeah bonk good luck on your quest hope you get these girls and more

deleteddeletedover 9 years ago

ling is just jealous because he doesn't have the confidence required to do cool things like me

lingover 9 years ago

Yea byt the truth is youre delivering it to some nerd whos trying to impress his internet friends

What a sad story

somethingwhateverover 9 years ago

imagine delivering this pizza all the while wondering if u r gonna go into a lesbian threesome or a 2 girls 1 man threesome or maybe is for his kids, udk u cant be sure

deleteddeletedover 9 years ago

somethingwhateverover 9 years ago

bonk is taking this to a new level hunger games meets the bachelor

deleteddeletedover 9 years ago

PICK ME OR I KILL MYSELF

yachiover 9 years ago

i was hired by expose and sammie to tell you that you can't say that word

deleteddeletedover 9 years ago

yachi

Zayn
Betrayal
Sophia can I Slytherin your Gryffindoor? ;3
pedophi'le
mods vio him

YOU ARE ALLOWED TO CALL SOMEONE THAT IF THEY HAVE GIVEN YOU A BASIS FOR IT. HE IS CLEARLY PREYING ON A CHILD.

yachiover 9 years ago

Zayn

Betrayal
Sophia can I Slytherin your Gryffindoor? ;3
pedophi'le

mods vio him

Gerryover 9 years ago

If you're actually doing a game you should prob just check the "only listed players can post"

evoover 9 years ago

sophia: u r like pizza. i like pizza

evoover 9 years agoedited

Miguel

Are you a school because I want to shoot inside you

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/5b2bwp/hey_girl_are_you_a_school/

plz disqualify

Becomeclearover 9 years ago

jeff so cringe dq him asap

deleteddeletedover 9 years ago

sophia u r the light of my life. u r the light at the end of a dark tunnel. when the clouds are billowing u r the one who steps in to break them up and let the light shine through. in the words of nicolerena "u r my rock".

deleteddeletedover 9 years ago

i thought i was competing for sophia.

deleteddeletedover 9 years ago

Betrayal

Sophia can I Slytherin your Gryffindoor? ;3

pedophi'le

Betrayalover 9 years ago

Sophia can I Slytherin your Gryffindoor? ;3

somethingwhateverover 9 years ago

girl u so fine i wanna seize your means of reproduction

deleteddeletedover 9 years ago

hey girl is your name marx because i;d like to mark my means of production all over you

somethingwhateverover 9 years ago

lmao i just got in cause i mocked someone getting a diss, but let's do this
I'm against capitalism and multi-national corporations, but I'd like to invest in your company.

xPookyover 9 years ago

round 2 leggo