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EM Bachelorette

deleteddeletedover 9 years ago

Post below to be a contestant for EM Bachelorette, where you will win the hand of 2 of EM's finest bachelorettes:

1) ponds (https://epicmafia.com/user/329026#/)- everyone's fave gurl

2) Ellie (https://epicmafia.com/user/658526#/)- she is a hot b1tch and my best friend be NICE

Round 1: Post your best pick-up line. The more creative the better.

No one will be eliminated, but there will be a winner picked by each of the girls.

Round 2:

Puns- Make a pun with one or both of the girls' names.

Again the winners will be picked by each of the girls and I'll be eliminating people this round who don't post.

Game Board
Jeffover 9 years ago
Ellie, like 99% of girls, because I like boys, is not the type of girl I am into.

Soap, though?

She's so phun :)
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lingover 9 years ago
careful pseudo intellectual
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
whats objectifying about wanting to spill my heavenly man fluids on her masterfully crafted post
lingover 9 years ago
i dont participate in these games unless i know you arnt a fattie
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
please dont objectify women bonk #feminismpower
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
lilac downvoted my post because shes jealous it isnt her post that im painting white
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
ElIie
I'll try be *Ell*oquent here. I'm *Ell*ated by all the attention boys. Unfortunately though, none of you have *Ell*icited any feelings inside me. I don't mean to be an *Ell*itist but I think none of you can handle me anyway. You boys gotta *Ell*evate your game if there's to be any *Ell*oping. Quickly before the time *Ell*apses.

P.s Mary, I hope there's a flirtatious selfie round to come bb x.
i love you, of course there will be <3 xxx
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
ElIie
I'll try be *Ell*oquent here. I'm *Ell*ated by all the attention boys. Unfortunately though, none of you have *Ell*icited any feelings inside me. I don't mean to be an *Ell*itist but I think none of you can handle me anyway. You boys gotta *Ell*evate your game if there's to be any *Ell*oping. Quickly before the time *Ell*apses.

P.s Mary, I hope there's a flirtatious selfie round to come bb x.
if i print this post out and c'um tribute it do i win?
dustover 9 years ago
Petition to change this game into Ellie flaming every guy on this site and winning
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
ur a$$ is soph-at mami
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Rankedover 9 years agoedited
em bachelorette the new guns and hookers but now its puns and hookers
Rankedover 9 years ago
both u would fuk me. list me as a player
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
why am i not a game list player f*ck
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
my pun is that i get you to bite the curb and i run along your back and punt the rear of your head under the logic that any change at all will improve your f*cked up teeth
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Heist
Antidote
Pick Blister or Forrest the rest of these guys are dorks
read what you just said
jokes on you I can't read
fijiover 9 years ago
ElIie
I'll try be *Ell*oquent here. I'm *Ell*ated by all the attention boys. Unfortunately though, none of you have *Ell*icited any feelings inside me. I don't mean to be an *Ell*itist but I think none of you can handle me anyway. You boys gotta *Ell*evate your game if there's to be any *Ell*oping. Quickly before the time *Ell*apses.

P.s Mary, I hope there's a flirtatious selfie round to come bb x.
s*Ell*fie
sineadover 9 years ago
Puns are cringey and I refuse
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ElIieover 9 years ago
Babe
Can I drink your Ellixir of love. Cause girl you Elliegant.
No thanks hun x.

p.s being named after a pig isn't what i'm looking for in a man.
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johnreidover 9 years ago
Can I drink your Ellixir of love. Cause girl you Elliegant.
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ElIieover 9 years ago
I'll try be *Ell*oquent here. I'm *Ell*ated by all the attention boys. Unfortunately though, none of you have *Ell*icited any feelings inside me. I don't mean to be an *Ell*itist but I think none of you can handle me anyway. You boys gotta *Ell*evate your game if there's to be any *Ell*oping. Quickly before the time *Ell*apses.

P.s Mary, I hope there's a flirtatious selfie round to come bb x.
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lingover 9 years ago
blister message me on snapchat
johnreidover 9 years agoedited
Antidote
Pick Blister or Forrest the rest of these guys are dorks


Do you have the antidote to your toxicity?
Antidoteover 9 years ago
whoa
Heistover 9 years ago
Antidote
Pick Blister or Forrest the rest of these guys are dorks
read what you just said
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Antidoteover 9 years ago
Pick Blister or Forrest the rest of these guys are dorks