Round 2: lol wtf? really? a pun? maybe if these rounds were more fun people would be more res(ponds)ive
srsly taht's all I've got
Round 1: If you spray me with that pepper spray, we'll have to go on a blind date
After we grow old together, I'm sure we'll be together in (Ellie)sium.
Nah, elephants are super smart and have great long term memory.
i read that as you calling her fat
I can't do round 2, cause I'm not actually punny.
You must be an Ellie-phant because after one night together, you will never forget what will happen
I've been pondering about how to be elliegible to you.
You really clean my soul soaphia.
ride me up n down like an ellie-vator
Summer is coming, I want to keep licking you like a ponds-icle
look ellie negging me aint gonna work
Calvin is a better wingman than you
i dont have my rep by being a beta
its called being a bro also u might be fat and calvins less picky
calvin called dibs on you im outties
So ling, I hear you are Alpha?
ill think about u every time i unload my sticky serum into a sloozy
i hope you remembere me when you are sucessful with 2 gfs bonk
only beta males compliment girls
ling gave me some coaching and said i shuold call podsn adn ellie fat cows nt worthy of my time
i think it's a perfectly valid statement
ill CC u into the PM chain once i blast my baby batter
