EM Bachelorette

deleteddeletedover 9 years ago

Post below to be a contestant for EM Bachelorette, where you will win the hand of 2 of EM's finest bachelorettes:

1) ponds (https://epicmafia.com/user/329026#/)- everyone's fave gurl

2) Ellie (https://epicmafia.com/user/658526#/)- she is a hot b1tch and my best friend be NICE

Round 1: Post your best pick-up line. The more creative the better.

No one will be eliminated, but there will be a winner picked by each of the girls.

Round 2:

Puns- Make a pun with one or both of the girls' names.

Again the winners will be picked by each of the girls and I'll be eliminating people this round who don't post.

Betrayalover 9 years ago
Kerry how's Haydenish doing ?
Enamoredover 9 years ago
bonk


dis guy wins
DonLionover 9 years ago
BarGrizover 9 years agoedited
Most EM players here think I'm gay, can you help me prove them wrong?
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deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Babe
lilac
it's to remind myself who has posted and who hasnt
You are so smart :').

11/10 host.
thanks bb ;)
deleteddeletedover 9 years agoedited

did i win yet?
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johnreidover 9 years ago
lilac
it's to remind myself who has posted and who hasnt
You are so smart :').

11/10 host.
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deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
hello where my prize @ ?
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deleteddeletedover 9 years agoedited
coz u never leave my mind
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deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
if i had a dollar for everytime i think of you, i would have one dollar.
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Dariukas47over 9 years ago
Always knew epicmafia was a dating site. This just confirms it even more
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
it's to remind myself who has posted and who hasnt
Tartosisover 9 years ago
This is survivor tribes now
Nicolover 9 years ago
what do the colors mean
Nicolover 9 years ago
Whitepimp007
Nicol
/me googles pickup lines

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
My wife coo'd when I read her this lmao
lol
Whitepimp007over 9 years ago
Nicol
/me googles pickup lines

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
My wife coo'd when I read her this lmao
Whitepimp007over 9 years ago
"I hear you're looking for a stud. I've actually got the STD covered, all I need is U."
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Becomeclearover 9 years ago
ElIie
All girls are magical <3.
delusional
xPookyover 9 years ago
He actually hasbhis own thread funnily enough
Nicolover 9 years ago
hi ellie i love ur avi :3
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ElIieover 9 years ago
Calvin, get your own thread to shitpost in boy.

All girls are magical <3.
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deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
ling
Calvin said i have to hit up lilac
hi ling
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Calvin
lilac is so f­ucking partial and biased
excuse me calvin i love sophia just as much but everyone knows her so i didn't think she needed an introduction!!!
illuminatiover 9 years ago
lmao
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
my pickup line is i say did it hurt? and then you say did what hurt lol? and then I say when you fell onto the concrete and mutilated your face look at your f*cking face look at your disgusting mutilated face
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