Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Because catfish.
Because catfish.
Post below to be a contestant for EM Bachelorette, where you will win the hand of 2 of EM's finest bachelorettes:
1) ponds (https://epicmafia.com/user/329026#/)- everyone's fave gurl
2) Ellie (https://epicmafia.com/user/658526#/)- she is a hot b1tch and my best friend be NICE
Round 1: Post your best pick-up line. The more creative the better.
No one will be eliminated, but there will be a winner picked by each of the girls.
Round 2:
Puns- Make a pun with one or both of the girls' names.
Again the winners will be picked by each of the girls and I'll be eliminating people this round who don't post.
