EM Bachelorette

deleteddeletedover 9 years ago

Post below to be a contestant for EM Bachelorette, where you will win the hand of 2 of EM's finest bachelorettes:

1) ponds (https://epicmafia.com/user/329026#/)- everyone's fave gurl

2) Ellie (https://epicmafia.com/user/658526#/)- she is a hot b1tch and my best friend be NICE

Round 1: Post your best pick-up line. The more creative the better.

No one will be eliminated, but there will be a winner picked by each of the girls.

Round 2:

Puns- Make a pun with one or both of the girls' names.

Again the winners will be picked by each of the girls and I'll be eliminating people this round who don't post.

deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
if you came over id demand you sleep on the sophia you dirty pustuelle
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Babe
Hey girl, I've been "pond"ering how beautiful you are, you are "soph"ucking gorgeous. The other girl is really "Ellie"mentary compared to you.

This competition was getting a bit night"Mary" but our host has managed to keep "calm" and has really s"pun" things around with this new challenge. She's not "liLAC"KING any creativity this one.
lailai
lailai
who's gonna clean the vomit off my laptop
Tartosisover 9 years ago
Are you looking for a respondse with so phew words?
Becomeclearover 9 years ago
sophias opinion is irrelevant here
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Jeffover 9 years ago
lilac
the winners of round 1 are zigma and bonk :)
sophia literally liked mine the most tho so
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deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
why would anyone try after those
lailaiover 9 years ago
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lailaiover 9 years ago
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Rankedover 9 years ago
I'd like to pound Ponds all I need is U.
Becomeclearover 9 years ago
Send me an application.
Rankedover 9 years ago
can i b a bachelor
johnreidover 9 years ago
Hey girl, I've been "pond"ering how beautiful you are, you are "soph"ucking gorgeous. The other girl is really "Ellie"mentary compared to you.

This competition was getting a bit night"Mary" but our host has managed to keep "calm" and has really s"pun" things around with this new challenge. She's not "liLAC"KING any creativity this one.
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deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
1)Hey, gurl, you make me feel like a piece of paper.

I'd rip myself in half for you.

2) I may be a rock, but I won't skip over ponds.
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deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
dust
You didn't tell us this competition would have a pun-ishment game.

ayy lmao
this makes me wanna pun-ch myself in the face.
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dustover 9 years ago
You didn't tell us this competition would have a pun-ishment game.

ayy lmao
Dagover 9 years ago
zigma is a confirmed fuccboi
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deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
u r soph-ucking cute
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deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
u make my dỉck sopht
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deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
ROUND 2:

Puns- Make a pun with one or both of the girls' names.

Again the winners will be picked by each of the girls and I'll be eliminating people this round who don't post.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
the winners of round 1 are zigma and bonk :)
Rankedover 9 years ago
need gf
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deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
woops today b1tches
johnreidover 9 years ago
Whens round 2
Enamoredover 9 years ago
Betrayal
Kerry how's Haydenish doing ?
well, i'd hope