EM Bachelorette

deleteddeletedover 9 years ago

Post below to be a contestant for EM Bachelorette, where you will win the hand of 2 of EM's finest bachelorettes:

1) ponds (https://epicmafia.com/user/329026#/)- everyone's fave gurl

2) Ellie (https://epicmafia.com/user/658526#/)- she is a hot b1tch and my best friend be NICE

Round 1: Post your best pick-up line. The more creative the better.

No one will be eliminated, but there will be a winner picked by each of the girls.

Round 2:

Puns- Make a pun with one or both of the girls' names.

Again the winners will be picked by each of the girls and I'll be eliminating people this round who don't post.

lingover 9 years ago
Calvin said i have to hit up lilac
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
lilac have you met my friend ling, he looks lke the guy in my avatar
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
lilac is so f­ucking partial and biased
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
i like how sophia got no description but ellie wsa just shoved down our throat this season
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deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
yes
lingover 9 years ago
are you talking about me?
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
she is a hot b1tch and my best friend be NICE
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
ElIie
OMG Mary what did you sign me up for...
<3

Also please submit your posts by Friday :)
blood4bloodgodover 9 years ago
Bookkeeper
lailai
http://lailai.thinks.this.is.the.cutest.person.on.epicmafia.net

^^
dafuq this goes to my profile everytime i click on it
takes me to yours too
Bookkeeperover 9 years ago
lailai
http://lailai.thinks.this.is.the.cutest.person.on.epicmafia.net

^^
dafuq this goes to my profile everytime i click on it
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
lailai
http://lailai.thinks.this.is.the.cutest.person.on.epicmafia.net

^^
I love you
Edarkover 9 years ago
lailai
http://lailai.thinks.this.is.the.cutest.person.on.epicmafia.net

^^
freakin virus
1
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
why did that link take me to thelastchromosome's profile page?
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lailaiover 9 years ago
http://lailai.thinks.this.is.the.cutest.person.on.epicmafia.net

^^
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ElIieover 9 years agoedited
OMG Mary what did you sign me up for...
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Whitepimp007over 9 years ago
Aight, can I play? I need me some moar grills.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
local mom & pop shop, it's also GREAT!
Gerryover 9 years ago
bonk


where is that pizza from tho, looks good af
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nightmannover 9 years ago
Winning a date with ponds and ellie is like finding out you have ball cancer. Actually going through with the date is like finding out the ball cancer metastasized to your brain and you have 3 days to live.
Tartosisover 9 years ago
Out of all those kinds of people
You got a face with a view
papuitoover 9 years ago
You're not a vegetarian are you? Because i'd love to meat you.
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blood4bloodgodover 9 years ago
At least looking at sophia will shed me a few pounds.
johnreidover 9 years ago
Sophia, seeing you is like going to McDonald's and getting 11 McNuggets in my 10 piece meal.
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blood4bloodgodover 9 years ago
mostly looking for a little gay weeb into incest anime, but you'll do till then
somethingwhateverover 9 years ago
so touching, i love this community