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EM Bachelorette

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Post below to be a contestant for EM Bachelorette, where you will win the hand of 2 of EM's finest bachelorettes:

1) ponds (https://epicmafia.com/user/329026#/)- everyone's fave gurl

2) Ellie (https://epicmafia.com/user/658526#/)- she is a hot b1tch and my best friend be NICE

Round 1: Post your best pick-up line. The more creative the better.

No one will be eliminated, but there will be a winner picked by each of the girls.

Round 2:

Puns- Make a pun with one or both of the girls' names.

Again the winners will be picked by each of the girls and I'll be eliminating people this round who don't post.

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let me in
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nerd burn
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DonLion says

Lol please.
I'm out of her league.


lol yeah ur bronze 5 and she's silver
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Lol please.
I'm out of her league.
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Sign me up as "Dethy Czar McSpookerSpoop"
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marry me <3
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oh la la
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jailbait
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I'm a shoe in. Count me in
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Why would I want her hand?
What is in for me?
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Okay.
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K im in.
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I want in on this
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also i'll play to keep an eye on bab~ i mean what IM PLAYING 4 FUN!!
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Babe says

Uhm guys idk if nicol will let me play


as long as you promise to not divorce me for soph if you win :3
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zigma says

let me in


i thought it was u n me girl
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no one coughs louder than me...
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xPooky says

Single and Ready to Mingle!


*coughs louder than nicol*
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Uhm guys idk if nicol will let me play
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oi, Soph's mine
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Not even a thousand fuccgirls will stop me from claiming Sophia's love
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lmao
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Babe says

Yes pls Sophia is love Sophia is life


*cough*
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Yes pls Sophia is love Sophia is life