sweet diddly darn

beau:ari my disney princess, im unworthy to be in ur presence

made my whole day ily

10/10 best terrorist

u sound a lil desperate there...

pretty profile dia ily =)

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hey cutie! had fun with you in the bathroom at costco last tuesday
hope we can meet up and do it again sometime

i think u have the power to make epicmafia great again...

's my style, yo.

hey dorkotron

my favorite dia in the whole world

ur a little gay i think

miss you dia

please come back to me i miss you so much

she'd need another eyepatch after im finished with her if u know what im sayin

which is to say: THIS IS UTTER FILTH

this woman is no more surprised than i am a virgin