LordCoxcomb

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My moste Esteem’d Reader,

Greetings, & Salutations!

It is I, Lord Earnest Augustine Coxcomb, Earl of Fribbleton upon Foppe.

I be most Beholden for thine Courteous Disposition in visiting this, mine moste Ignoble Biography.

I hath beene Borne and Rear’d on the eve of All Saints Day in the year One Thousand Seven Hundred and Forty Two in the aforementioned Fribbleton upon Foppe from whence I originate.

Wherefore, mightst thou ask thine selfe, would a Manne of so Remoov’d a Century from this be on an “On Line” multiple player game “Web Syte”? Why, such an Inquiry would indubitably be a moste Shrew’d Inquiry, indeed!

Yet the Solution be rather Uncomplicat’d: I be a Tyme Traveler!

I must apologize for mine ineptitude in acclimating to the Cant of the Daye - it is most Laborious to Matriculate, & Memorize, all these Newfangled Termes such as “stan”, and “finsta”.

Now, Deare Reader, I am afear’d I must excuse mine self.

For all comfort and all satisfaction is sincerely wished you by, dear Sir, your most obliged, most obedient, and most humble servant,

Lord Earnest Augustine Coxcomb, Earl of Fribbleton upon Foppe.

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