i hope my gay makes u suffocate

thank u so much that was incredible

okay.. im really nervous about this but

dia ive been meaning 2 ask u a very very VERY important question but ive been 2 shy to ask :,//

as in the phone? that's so gay

im platinum too

love ya

yo whats up?

1 + 1 = 2 - 2 = me & you
is this true?

PlEaSe LeArN tO sPeLl

your breath stinks

your wife loves you out of pity

just checking in to see that ur still a piece of shvt:)

yeah i f*cking saw it the first time thanks

marriage gonna sink faster than the titanic

you're my gay boat

congrats on your marriage!!!