Inside Sammmie Lobby

Arcbellabout 9 years ago

Ladies and Gentlemansnakes, I, Arcbell, have been granted an unusual opportunity to take a look inside Sammie's secret den, the Sammmie lobby.

This rare admit-One was for the purpose of disproving my allegation that Sammie talks to herself within the closed doors of her lobby. What I found inside didn't exactly support her case.

I'm prepared to share with the rest of the website what I've found, an exclusive look at the inside of Sammmie lobby, the place we all get banned from at seemingly random times!

Inside the Sammmie lobby, we find 349 pages of games played entirely with and between her own alt accounts.

In the forums section, we have a number of interesting threads. Here is a thread Sammmie made for her various alts to post memorable Sammmie games between Sammmie alts, complete with bumps from other Sammmie alts, and a fully completed game of hurt and heal entirely between Sammmie alts. Wow.

In another thread, we have Sammmie complaining to her alts about lucid's happy hour feature. In private. Where no one else can see except her alts.

And for the grand finale, we have Sammie straight up having a conversation with herself on her own secret threads. The very thing she let me in to prove wasn't happening.

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
I've met a lot of socially dead people on the internet, but you take the cake, hands down
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Shamzy
Recidivism
Is it getting dark down there Shamzy? In that hole you've dug yourself, I mean
I was on epicmafia for 4 hours after a busy day? Tell me more about how that makes me a bigger loser than you
You spent 1-5AM literally typing in capital letters that you aren't mad that you aren't gay, according to yourself

It is phenomenal that you don't realize how insanely hilariously stupid you look.
groundhogdayabout 9 years ago
how the heck do ur busy days involve 4 hours of posting on epicmafia
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Shamzyabout 9 years ago
Recidivism
Is it getting dark down there Shamzy? In that hole you've dug yourself, I mean
I was on epicmafia for 4 hours after a busy day? Tell me more about how that makes me a bigger loser than you
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Recidivism
Shamzy
It was actually 1-5am.
hahahahahahahahha
This is literally like saying "I am the biggest loser in the world, I'm sorry I exist"
groundhogdayabout 9 years ago
kpop is really gay though
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Dude after this, I believe you might be the biggest loser in the world.
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
if you call me gay im gonna lose my f*ckng mind
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Shamzyabout 9 years ago
I don't blame you though. This thread got confusing when sonseray started pouring his feelings out.
Shamzyabout 9 years ago
This was never about me being called gay? I wasn't bothered by that lol. Jeff calls me gay all the time so not anything new. If you check what I've been saying, it's that kpop isn't gay and that sonseray is the biggest loser on this site.
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Is it getting dark down there Shamzy? In that hole you've dug yourself, I mean
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Shamzy
It was actually 1-5am.
hahahahahahahahha
groundhogdayabout 9 years ago
Shamzy
It was actually 1-5am. Still, do you party at that time on a Monday night sonseray? Teach me how to get laid too.
have you tried grindr
Shamzyabout 9 years ago
It was actually 1-5am. Still, do you party at that time on a Monday night sonseray? Teach me how to get laid too.
groundhogdayabout 9 years ago
if shamzy were not g** theres no way he would get this mad at people saying he is
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deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
We don't even have to assume Shamzy is a loser anymore because we have axiomatic incontrovertible objective facts that say he is
groundhogdayabout 9 years ago
Simsabout 9 years ago
not that there is anything wrong with being a big fat gay loser if that's what you identify as
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Shamzy
Not everyone can party at 3-5am on a Monday night/Tuesday morning like you can Sonseray.
But you can spend those hours on epicmafia desperately shouting that you aren't a gay loser into the wind
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Shamzy
Recidivism
No no, you weren't just on epicmafia at 5AM, you were on epicmafia posting about how you're not a loser from 12:25AM-5AM.

Straight.
And wtf lmao 12:25? Are you re'tarded??
We know exactly which minute you called 12:25, and we can see exactly what time it was when you first and last started posting here in your time zone.

I'm not going to go do the math, but I'm probably being generous. You literally spent 6 hours of night time after work trying to convince epicmafia.com you aren't a big fat gay loser
Shamzyabout 9 years agoedited
Not everyone can party at 3-5am on a Monday night/Tuesday morning like you can Sonseray.
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
A lot of people sleep or party from 12:25AM to 5AM but Shamzy, he tells other people they are losers from his computer during those hours
Shamzyabout 9 years ago
Recidivism
No no, you weren't just on epicmafia at 5AM, you were on epicmafia posting about how you're not a loser from 12:25AM-5AM.

Straight.
And wtf lmao 12:25? Are you re'tarded??
deleteddeletedabout 9 years agoedited
Shamzy
Recidivism
No no, you weren't just on epicmafia at 5AM, you were on epicmafia posting about how you're not a loser from 12:25AM-5AM.

Straight.
?? I spent that time calling Jeff a gay and telling you why you're a loser. Which you're still showing you are.
Nice so according to you you spent 12:25AM to 5AM telling someone else they are a loser over the internet.

If you can't see the irony in that you might be literally r*tarded
Edarkabout 9 years ago
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Edark
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Name one other website where this is allowed and I'll go do it there
you'd like reddit
4chan is probably a better analogy but I can't vibe with the neo-nazis
you'd be surprised, there are quite a lot of hatefull subreddits