Inside Sammmie Lobby

Arcbellabout 9 years ago

Ladies and Gentlemansnakes, I, Arcbell, have been granted an unusual opportunity to take a look inside Sammie's secret den, the Sammmie lobby.

This rare admit-One was for the purpose of disproving my allegation that Sammie talks to herself within the closed doors of her lobby. What I found inside didn't exactly support her case.

I'm prepared to share with the rest of the website what I've found, an exclusive look at the inside of Sammmie lobby, the place we all get banned from at seemingly random times!

Inside the Sammmie lobby, we find 349 pages of games played entirely with and between her own alt accounts.

In the forums section, we have a number of interesting threads. Here is a thread Sammmie made for her various alts to post memorable Sammmie games between Sammmie alts, complete with bumps from other Sammmie alts, and a fully completed game of hurt and heal entirely between Sammmie alts. Wow.

In another thread, we have Sammmie complaining to her alts about lucid's happy hour feature. In private. Where no one else can see except her alts.

And for the grand finale, we have Sammie straight up having a conversation with herself on her own secret threads. The very thing she let me in to prove wasn't happening.

Simsabout 9 years ago
i'm done for the night
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Jeffabout 9 years ago
Ok Shamzy that made no sense just go to bed lol
Simsabout 9 years ago
don't post "i'm done for the night" if you aren't done for the night dude
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Shamzyabout 9 years ago
Recidivism
Shamzy
anyway i'm actually done for the night; i was gonna initially say one or two comments and continue kicking a'ss at rocket league, but i used all that time to argue on a mafia forum - i need to re-evaluate my life choices

just to clarify; i have no real beef with jeff but i will continue for as long as i am present on these forums, to pick at him unless he cries and admits that i'm heterosexual

as for his sh*stain sidekick- if his posts were consistently funny, i'd have had a better time. maybe the first few posts that i found funny i +10'd, but after that he became a real b*tch that took everything way too seriously and made me realise how much of a no lifer he really is

the rest of you, you're f*cking welcome for this thread
Anyway here is 4 paragraphs I feel the need to type because I embarrassed myself for 3 hours straight
(why was the last post u make have to be less sh*tty than the rest)
jackabout 9 years ago
Jeff
WHY IS CU'M CENSORED
because this isn't health class
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Jeffabout 9 years ago
Me when I don't talk to Sons outside of forums but he's still my sidekick that's honestly goals tbh
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Jeffabout 9 years ago
WHY IS CU'M CENSORED
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Shamzy
anyway i'm actually done for the night; i was gonna initially say one or two comments and continue kicking a'ss at rocket league, but i used all that time to argue on a mafia forum - i need to re-evaluate my life choices

just to clarify; i have no real beef with jeff but i will continue for as long as i am present on these forums, to pick at him unless he cries and admits that i'm heterosexual

as for his sh*stain sidekick- if his posts were consistently funny, i'd have had a better time. maybe the first few posts that i found funny i +10'd, but after that he became a real b*tch that took everything way too seriously and made me realise how much of a no lifer he really is

the rest of you, you're f*cking welcome for this thread
Anyway here is 4 paragraphs I feel the need to type because I embarrassed myself for 3 hours straight
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Jeffabout 9 years ago
Ur as gay as they ;)
jackabout 9 years ago
Shamzy
well yea you missed a good chance
darn, if i can't make a humorous retort to every conversation between my ex girlfriend and her friend(?) devante how will i ever continue to survive on this fair earth?
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Shamzyabout 9 years ago
anyway i'm actually done for the night; i was gonna initially say one or two comments and continue kicking a'ss at rocket league, but i used all that time to argue on a mafia forum - i need to re-evaluate my life choices

just to clarify; i have no real beef with jeff but i will continue for as long as i am present on these forums, to pick at him unless he cries and admits that i'm heterosexual

as for his sh*stain sidekick- if his posts were consistently funny, i'd have had a better time. maybe the first few posts that i found funny i +10'd, but after that he became a real b*tch that took everything way too seriously and made me realise how much of a no lifer he really is

the rest of you, you're f*cking welcome for this thread
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Shamzy
Recidivism
Can I be gay but the other man in my relationship is a petite woman and the wild sex is only with each other?
if only you weren't autistic
If only I didn't love bad girls doing bad things : )
Jeffabout 9 years ago
sims ily
Jeffabout 9 years ago
Ya i was an insufferable het now I'm just an insufferable gay but at least I like myself a lot more now
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Simsabout 9 years ago
i bet you all think i'm mad but the joke is on you, i'm also crying
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Jeffabout 9 years ago
Recidivism
Can I be gay but the other man in my relationship is a petite woman and the wild sex is only with each other?
no
MeetTerryabout 9 years ago
Jeff
‪Shamzy before I came out on EM I used to say homophobic comments and attack gay members of the community in order to portray myself as heterosexual because I didn't want people to mistake my obvious flamboyance as homosexuality. Attacking me for my sexuality out of nowhere feels awfully familiar.‬
you were basically george takei before he came out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnfgyQF72Po
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Shamzyabout 9 years ago
Recidivism
Can I be gay but the other man in my relationship is a petite woman and the wild sex is only with each other?
if only you weren't autistic
Shamzyabout 9 years ago
well yea you missed a good chance
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Can I be gay but the other man in my relationship is a petite woman and the wild sex is only with each other?
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jackabout 9 years ago
Shamzy
jack you're an a'ss for not posting when devante+caroline were present
you sound mad that i wasn't home then
Shamzyabout 9 years ago
jack you're an a'ss for not posting when devante+caroline were present
Jeffabout 9 years ago
y'all just gotta be gay. the sex is great and everyone is always horn'y
Shamzyabout 9 years ago
jack
oh of course the ol "pretend i'm mad so that everyone will make fun of me for being mad but then surprise them when i'm actually not mad and laugh at them for being so stupid" trick. works every time
except i never once pretended i was mad- i actually type in all caps if i say 'lol' in caps and find something funny
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Shamzy
don't be mad. you get laid.
He did not block me. You lying little kpop listening b*tch