Inside Sammmie Lobby

Arcbellabout 9 years ago

Ladies and Gentlemansnakes, I, Arcbell, have been granted an unusual opportunity to take a look inside Sammie's secret den, the Sammmie lobby.

This rare admit-One was for the purpose of disproving my allegation that Sammie talks to herself within the closed doors of her lobby. What I found inside didn't exactly support her case.

I'm prepared to share with the rest of the website what I've found, an exclusive look at the inside of Sammmie lobby, the place we all get banned from at seemingly random times!

Inside the Sammmie lobby, we find 349 pages of games played entirely with and between her own alt accounts.

In the forums section, we have a number of interesting threads. Here is a thread Sammmie made for her various alts to post memorable Sammmie games between Sammmie alts, complete with bumps from other Sammmie alts, and a fully completed game of hurt and heal entirely between Sammmie alts. Wow.

In another thread, we have Sammmie complaining to her alts about lucid's happy hour feature. In private. Where no one else can see except her alts.

And for the grand finale, we have Sammie straight up having a conversation with herself on her own secret threads. The very thing she let me in to prove wasn't happening.

Arcbellabout 9 years ago
Jeff
p sad cuz I thought I loved him but prolly not because all feelings for him were gone the second he told me he had an std
Yeah probably not then.
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deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
The most simultaneously hilarious and tragic thing about this thread is that Shamzy still believes it's possible to come out ahead.
Shamzyabout 9 years ago
i almost cut my thumb off at work today and thought how life would suck without it
Jeffabout 9 years ago
p sad cuz I thought I loved him but prolly not because all feelings for him were gone the second he told me he had an std
Jeffabout 9 years ago
oh he means he's scared of people with oral STDs? Yeah me too lol I dumped him on the spot
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deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Shamzy
I think I upset this one jeff. You need a new stronger one.
Did you upset me by typing in all capital letters that you were not angry and then asking permission to delete the thread?


No. You did amuse me. A lot.
Shamzyabout 9 years ago
Jeff
what do you mean ?
he's scared it'll happen to him cus he's a dumb ni'gger
Shamzyabout 9 years ago
I think I upset this one jeff. You need a new stronger one.
Jeffabout 9 years ago
what do you mean ?
Devanteabout 9 years agoedited
Jeff
no I don't Devante but he had an oral STD that could be contracted through kissing and oral sex which no I don't use a condom for so yh
as an avid sex haver i really hate hearing stories like this lol
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Don't f*cking touch my drugs b*tch. Yeah, I like kpop. So what. This is my jam.
Shamzyabout 9 years ago
Devante
Jeff
I've had no bi'tch since I dumped my last boyfriend because he had an std
Srs question (Since ur bi) do u have gay unprotected sex?
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
I burst out laughing like a giddy child imagining Shamzy rocking some kpop and then saying b*tch aggressively
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Jeffabout 9 years ago
no I don't Devante but he had an oral STD that could be contracted through kissing and oral sex which no I don't use a condom for so yh
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Imagine, unironically, a real life man who listens to kpop and still uses the word b*tch

You laugh you lose
Devanteabout 9 years ago
Jeff
I've had no bi'tch since I dumped my last boyfriend because he had an std
Srs question (Since ur bi) do u have gay unprotected sex?
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Jeff
I've had no bi'tch since I dumped my last boyfriend because he had an std
which one
Jeffabout 9 years ago
I've had no bi'tch since I dumped my last boyfriend because he had an std
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Jeffabout 9 years ago
who
Shamzyabout 9 years ago
jeff i think your b*tch is trying to hit on me
Jeffabout 9 years ago
Shamzy
Jeff
Please don't ever come out to me.
you said we could have a talk and everything??

are you not a ma- i mean gay of your word?
yes I said after you come out lol
Jeffabout 9 years ago
Devante
Jeff
Too bad it was Caroline who dumped Devante.
me & caroline were never dating
this is epicmafia dude what's wong with u ppl ol
I meant like with the profile having each other lol
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deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Jack if you read this you're way cooler than shamzy, and you don't like kpop, so just take solace in that my man.
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deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Shamzy
this is the part where jack posts
*insert awko gif*
Shamzyabout 9 years ago
this is the part where jack posts
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