Epicmafia

Inside Sammmie Lobby

Arcbellabout 9 years ago

Ladies and Gentlemansnakes, I, Arcbell, have been granted an unusual opportunity to take a look inside Sammie's secret den, the Sammmie lobby.

This rare admit-One was for the purpose of disproving my allegation that Sammie talks to herself within the closed doors of her lobby. What I found inside didn't exactly support her case.

I'm prepared to share with the rest of the website what I've found, an exclusive look at the inside of Sammmie lobby, the place we all get banned from at seemingly random times!

Inside the Sammmie lobby, we find 349 pages of games played entirely with and between her own alt accounts.

In the forums section, we have a number of interesting threads. Here is a thread Sammmie made for her various alts to post memorable Sammmie games between Sammmie alts, complete with bumps from other Sammmie alts, and a fully completed game of hurt and heal entirely between Sammmie alts. Wow.

In another thread, we have Sammmie complaining to her alts about lucid's happy hour feature. In private. Where no one else can see except her alts.

And for the grand finale, we have Sammie straight up having a conversation with herself on her own secret threads. The very thing she let me in to prove wasn't happening.

Shamzyabout 9 years ago

Recidivism

No no, you weren't just on epicmafia at 5AM, you were on epicmafia posting about how you're not a loser from 12:25AM-5AM.

Straight.

?? I spent that time calling Jeff a gay and telling you why you're a loser. Which you're still showing you are.

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

Edark

Recidivism
Name one other website where this is allowed and I'll go do it there
you'd like reddit

4chan is probably a better analogy but I can't vibe with the neo-nazis

Shamzyabout 9 years ago

a wild swede appears

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

No no, you weren't just on epicmafia at 5AM, you were on epicmafia posting about how you're not a loser from 12:25AM-5AM.

Straight.

Edarkabout 9 years ago

Recidivism

Name one other website where this is allowed and I'll go do it there

you'd like reddit

Shamzyabout 9 years ago

error

you two are just desperately manufacturing things to pick each other apart over at this point

lol that's exactly what he's doing.. "Haha you were up at 5am on epicmafia" like wtf lmao

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

Name one other website where this is allowed and I'll go do it there

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

If my mic was any hotter I'd be playing this in hell

Edarkabout 9 years ago

posting on epicmafia in 2k17 makes you automatically a loser

whats up

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

shamzy's gay
sonseray is bored
and we're all going to hell

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

On the contrary, he just admitted that this is 12:25 AM for him which means he posted here from 12:25 AM to 5 AM last night, which is an axiomatic fact.

So that's like, a brand new thing to bully him with

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

you two are just desperately manufacturing things to pick each other apart over at this point

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

Shamzy

Recidivism
Man I really don't like Shamzy. Is it so inconceivable to you that employed people go out at night?

Because that's what we all do
We have different time zones most likely. I'm getting home now from work (12:25am) And was posting at maybe 4/5am last night.. so I didn't have anything to do at that time and instead picked at your boyfriend

Don't worry Shamzy, everyone with a real social life "picks at epicmafia boyfriends" from 12AM-5AM

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

Shamzy

Recidivism
Man I really don't like Shamzy. Is it so inconceivable to you that employed people go out at night?

Because that's what we all do
We have different time zones most likely. I'm getting home now from work (12:25am) And was posting at maybe 4/5am last night.. so I didn't have anything to do at that time and instead picked at your boyfriend

Get a life you actual loser lol

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

For the third time, I am posting at work and you are bragging about posting from 12-5 AM

Shamzyabout 9 years ago

Dude is this supposed to hurt my feelings or something? You're just showing how pathetic you are. Get an actual life and get off the forums you loser. And that's the best advice you're gonna get from this site.

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

You were up at 4 AM for the sole purpose of being this website's laughing stock dude, that's doing nothing right

deleteddeletedabout 9 years agoedited

Shamzy

Recidivism
Man I really don't like Shamzy. Is it so inconceivable to you that employed people go out at night?

Because that's what we all do
We have different time zones most likely. I'm getting home now from work (12:25am) And was posting at maybe 4/5am last night.. so I didn't have anything to do at that time and instead picked at your boyfriend

Imagine being up at 4 AM to get laughed at by the internet

Shamzyabout 9 years ago

And the fact that you don't like me shows I'm at least doing something right

Shamzyabout 9 years ago

Recidivism

Man I really don't like Shamzy. Is it so inconceivable to you that employed people go out at night?

Because that's what we all do

We have different time zones most likely. I'm getting home now from work (12:25am) And was posting at maybe 4/5am last night.. so I didn't have anything to do at that time and instead picked at your boyfriend

groundhogdayabout 9 years ago

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

Shamzy plays ball like a gay

odinabout 9 years ago

Recidivism

Every time I do get laid, I become a better, stonger, and faster Forum Warrior.

made me laugh

xtalabout 9 years ago

tbh i've done a fair few autistic things in my time here

xtalabout 9 years ago

confession: I had a conversation with myself on alts in a game once