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this lil guy is shamzy
Ladies and Gentlemansnakes, I, Arcbell, have been granted an unusual opportunity to take a look inside Sammie's secret den, the Sammmie lobby.
This rare admit-One was for the purpose of disproving my allegation that Sammie talks to herself within the closed doors of her lobby. What I found inside didn't exactly support her case.
I'm prepared to share with the rest of the website what I've found, an exclusive look at the inside of Sammmie lobby, the place we all get banned from at seemingly random times!

Inside the Sammmie lobby, we find 349 pages of games played entirely with and between her own alt accounts.

In the forums section, we have a number of interesting threads. Here is a thread Sammmie made for her various alts to post memorable Sammmie games between Sammmie alts, complete with bumps from other Sammmie alts, and a fully completed game of hurt and heal entirely between Sammmie alts. Wow.

In another thread, we have Sammmie complaining to her alts about lucid's happy hour feature. In private. Where no one else can see except her alts.

And for the grand finale, we have Sammie straight up having a conversation with herself on her own secret threads. The very thing she let me in to prove wasn't happening.
I, too, have touched the female genitalia. Raise your hands fellow members of epicmafia if you have done the same and let us bask in our glory as fertile males.
If it makes it less bragg-y I haven't enjoyed it for months
I, too, have touched the female genitalia. Raise your hands fellow members of epicmafia if you have done the same and let us bask in our glory as fertile males.
bragging about having sex on epicmafiadotcom is always such a classact
Well, if believing that I'm a liar makes you happy, who am I to deny you that