Inside Sammmie Lobby

Arcbellabout 9 years ago

Ladies and Gentlemansnakes, I, Arcbell, have been granted an unusual opportunity to take a look inside Sammie's secret den, the Sammmie lobby.

This rare admit-One was for the purpose of disproving my allegation that Sammie talks to herself within the closed doors of her lobby. What I found inside didn't exactly support her case.

I'm prepared to share with the rest of the website what I've found, an exclusive look at the inside of Sammmie lobby, the place we all get banned from at seemingly random times!

Inside the Sammmie lobby, we find 349 pages of games played entirely with and between her own alt accounts.

In the forums section, we have a number of interesting threads. Here is a thread Sammmie made for her various alts to post memorable Sammmie games between Sammmie alts, complete with bumps from other Sammmie alts, and a fully completed game of hurt and heal entirely between Sammmie alts. Wow.

In another thread, we have Sammmie complaining to her alts about lucid's happy hour feature. In private. Where no one else can see except her alts.

And for the grand finale, we have Sammie straight up having a conversation with herself on her own secret threads. The very thing she let me in to prove wasn't happening.

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this lil guy is shamzy
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deleteddeletedabout 9 years agoedited
ok cool
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help i cant find my contact lens
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deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Zayn
LMFAO i'm not gonna edit that because i like it just the way it is. that was supposed to be me not raising my hand.
it kinda looks like a man who just heard rly bad news and is hanging his head down in sadness
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deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
LMFAO i'm not gonna edit that because i like it just the way it is. that was supposed to be me not raising my hand.
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Edark
I, too, have touched the female genitalia. Raise your hands fellow members of epicmafia if you have done the same and let us bask in our glory as fertile males.
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groundhogdayabout 9 years ago
johnreid
Ian's posts are the worst on here by far
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deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Edark
Recidivism
If it makes it less bragg-y I haven't enjoyed it for months
maybe you are gay after all
No, I definitely like girls. I like them a lot more when they're bad people and they don't care what I think
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groundhogdayabout 9 years ago
Edark
I, too, have touched the female genitalia. Raise your hands fellow members of epicmafia if you have done the same and let us bask in our glory as fertile males.
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Edarkabout 9 years ago
Recidivism
If it makes it less bragg-y I haven't enjoyed it for months
maybe you are gay after all
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deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
and leave the poor girl Sammie alone
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deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
cool
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deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
cook
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deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
lol cooj
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deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
shiet how he do tht
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deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
goodbye again em >:)

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deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
If it makes it less bragg-y I haven't enjoyed it for months
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deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
i marched in today, with no protection
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jessabout 9 years agoedited
Edark
I, too, have touched the female genitalia. Raise your hands fellow members of epicmafia if you have done the same and let us bask in our glory as fertile males.

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deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Edark
bragging about having sex on epicmafiadotcom is always such a classact
one of the reasons it was too funny lool
Edarkabout 9 years agoedited
I, too, have touched the female genitalia. Raise your hands fellow members of epicmafia if you have done the same and let us bask in our glory as fertile males.
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deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
thanks bby
Recidivism
Well, if believing that I'm a liar makes you happy, who am I to deny you that
thanks bby
Edarkabout 9 years ago
bragging about having sex on epicmafiadotcom is always such a classact
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deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Well, if believing that I'm a liar makes you happy, who am I to deny you that
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
and the part you said you had a girl over last night on em IM DEAD loool I kinda had to poke fun reci :P