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Inside Sammmie Lobby

Arcbellabout 9 years ago

Ladies and Gentlemansnakes, I, Arcbell, have been granted an unusual opportunity to take a look inside Sammie's secret den, the Sammmie lobby.

This rare admit-One was for the purpose of disproving my allegation that Sammie talks to herself within the closed doors of her lobby. What I found inside didn't exactly support her case.

I'm prepared to share with the rest of the website what I've found, an exclusive look at the inside of Sammmie lobby, the place we all get banned from at seemingly random times!

Inside the Sammmie lobby, we find 349 pages of games played entirely with and between her own alt accounts.

In the forums section, we have a number of interesting threads. Here is a thread Sammmie made for her various alts to post memorable Sammmie games between Sammmie alts, complete with bumps from other Sammmie alts, and a fully completed game of hurt and heal entirely between Sammmie alts. Wow.

In another thread, we have Sammmie complaining to her alts about lucid's happy hour feature. In private. Where no one else can see except her alts.

And for the grand finale, we have Sammie straight up having a conversation with herself on her own secret threads. The very thing she let me in to prove wasn't happening.

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Recidivism
But I get bored when I'm in and out the same ho
The same every night I'mma lay low
And I could care less if she keep her legs closed
how about if she had STD's
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Shamzy
I wanna say checkmate but this game isn't really that fun
we can play checkers??
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
[quote=Shamzy]
Recidivism
If you have a hard time believing someone else is having sex it's almost universally because you get none.
Recidivism
I am literally 1000% sure you have never had intercourse with a woman and also been hard.
But I believed that you had sex, I just think your tool was soft
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Shamzyabout 9 years ago
I wanna say checkmate but this game isn't really that fun
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
But I get bored when I'm in and out the same ho
The same every night I'mma lay low
And I could care less if she keep her legs closed
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Shamzyabout 9 years ago
Recidivism
If you have a hard time believing someone else is having sex it's almost universally because you get none.
Recidivism
I am literally 1000% sure you have never had intercourse with a woman and also been hard.
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Edarkabout 9 years ago
Calvin
i marched in today, with no protection
hell yeah dude keep it up proud of you
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deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Jeff
with your WHAT i'm ANXIOUS
My brain duh, what else do you think with
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deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Recidivism
[Chorus]
I've been thinkin' with my , baby I ain't got control
I try to fight it but he got a mind of his own
I've been thinkin with my , but I'm tired of these hoes
And this is my confession, I can't lie anymore
I've been thinkin' with my , baby I ain't got control
I try to fight it but he got a mind of his own
I've been thinkin' with my , but I'm tired of these hoes
And this is my confession, I can't lie anymore
You know, I've been taking some time
And I've been keeping to myself (self)
I had my eyes up on the prize
Ain't watching anybody else
But your love, it hit me hard, girl
Yeah, you're bad for my health
I love the cards, that I've been dealt
Do you feel the same as well?

You know, I used to be in 1D (now I'm out free)
People want me for one thing (that's not me)
I'm not changing, the way, that I (used to be)
I just wanna have fun (and get rowdy)
One Coke and Bacardi (sippin' lightly)
When I walk inside the party (girls on me)
F1 type Ferrari (6 gear speed)
Girl, I love it when your body (grinds on me)
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Jeffabout 9 years ago
with your WHAT i'm ANXIOUS
Shamzyabout 9 years ago
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
[Chorus]
I've been thinkin' with my , baby I ain't got control
I try to fight it but he got a mind of his own
I've been thinkin with my , but I'm tired of these hoes
And this is my confession, I can't lie anymore
I've been thinkin' with my , baby I ain't got control
I try to fight it but he got a mind of his own
I've been thinkin' with my , but I'm tired of these hoes
And this is my confession, I can't lie anymore
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Jeffabout 9 years ago
Recidivism
[Verse 1]
She say I think with my and she probably right
sick jam
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
can you guys make fun of me <:D
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
[Verse 1]
She say I think with my and she probably right
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groundhogdayabout 9 years ago
caroline
kev
Jeff
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what the f am i looking at im having a stroke trying to decipher this
shamzy having sexual intercourse
is shamzy a bird of paradise
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Jeffabout 9 years ago
kev
Jeff
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what the f am i looking at im having a stroke trying to decipher this
it looked better in the text box before epicmafia MURDERED the happy couple
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
kev
Jeff
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what the f am i looking at im having a stroke trying to decipher this
shamzy having sexual intercourse
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Zayn
Edark
I, too, have touched the female genitalia. Raise your hands fellow members of epicmafia if you have done the same and let us bask in our glory as fertile males.
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You guys laugh at this lil' guy but he is my spirit animal and I vibe with him
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deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Jeff
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what the f am i looking at im having a stroke trying to decipher this
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Jeffabout 9 years ago
LMFAO DEAR GOD CAN I EVER DO ANYTHING RIGHT
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
caroline
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this lil guy is shamzy
i call my "lil guy" shamzy too becos its dark and tries to relax around other men
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Jeffabout 9 years ago
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deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Jeff
you should have drawn him cuddling with girls at 1 am
no that is him walking home from the club bc all the boys rejected him
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Jeffabout 9 years ago
you should have drawn him cuddling with girls at 1 am