Inside Sammmie Lobby

Arcbellabout 9 years ago

Ladies and Gentlemansnakes, I, Arcbell, have been granted an unusual opportunity to take a look inside Sammie's secret den, the Sammmie lobby.

This rare admit-One was for the purpose of disproving my allegation that Sammie talks to herself within the closed doors of her lobby. What I found inside didn't exactly support her case.

I'm prepared to share with the rest of the website what I've found, an exclusive look at the inside of Sammmie lobby, the place we all get banned from at seemingly random times!

Inside the Sammmie lobby, we find 349 pages of games played entirely with and between her own alt accounts.

In the forums section, we have a number of interesting threads. Here is a thread Sammmie made for her various alts to post memorable Sammmie games between Sammmie alts, complete with bumps from other Sammmie alts, and a fully completed game of hurt and heal entirely between Sammmie alts. Wow.

In another thread, we have Sammmie complaining to her alts about lucid's happy hour feature. In private. Where no one else can see except her alts.

And for the grand finale, we have Sammie straight up having a conversation with herself on her own secret threads. The very thing she let me in to prove wasn't happening.

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Shamzy is a living breathing joke setup, just add punchline
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
A gay bar
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Shamzyabout 9 years ago
I reckon we can keep this thread going for a few more pages.
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
So a gay black guy who likes kpop walks into a bar
Jeffabout 9 years ago
The Gays™
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deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Shamzy
Have we resorted to lying now?
This is dripping in heterosexual
Merlotabout 9 years ago
i must say The Gays are my favorite minority
Shamzyabout 9 years ago
I've never once said that. Have we resorted to lying now? Jeff you can do much better.
Jeffabout 9 years ago
I apologize for saying you're closeted. I didn't recognize how vile of an insult your non-homophobic self would see being labeled as gay.
Shamzyabout 9 years ago
Jeff
Yes Shamzy I am heterophobic. You are homophobic. Can you accept your homophobia?
I think gays are cool. That doesn't mean I won't tease you to get a reaction.
Jeffabout 9 years ago
Shamzy, a black man who has said a few times that black people can't be racist to white people because whites are not oppressed is now feeling attacked for his oppressed "heterosexuality".
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Shamzy
and what I hate is that I post one thing, and this sh*tstain sidekick comes out with 5 different paragraphs.. just seeing it f*cks up my mood.
HE IS NOT ANGRY AT ME
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deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
good save, bebop, that's definitely what i was going for
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illuminatiabout 9 years ago
Stop being so gay Jeff.
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Shamzyabout 9 years ago
and what I hate is that I post one thing, and this sh*tstain sidekick comes out with 5 different paragraphs.. just seeing it f*cks up my mood.
Bebopabout 9 years ago
error
you know who else a gold star didn't protect?
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Jeffabout 9 years ago
Yes Shamzy I am heterophobic. You are homophobic. Can you accept your homophobia?
Jeffabout 9 years ago
Calling you gay isn't a comeback. That's your homophobia speaking. I don't think being gay is an insult or a comeback to diss someone.
Shamzyabout 9 years ago
>Constantly picking at someone's sexuality

mate. calling a straight guy, 'gay' still counts lmfao.
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
i assumed someone mentioned it in other pages
Theabout 9 years ago
We've gone 9 pages and not a single person has mentioned the fact that Arcbell has 56 unopened PMs...
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deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
i dont think that machikyouko and jigokushouko are actual sammie alts, just like enamored.
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
F*gs can't be homophobic
Shamzyabout 9 years ago
Jeff if you've got anything to say other than me being closeted, then please say it now. Your comebacks are usually better than this. Maybe you've got something on your mind. Wanna talk it out?
Jeffabout 9 years ago
Constantly picking at someone's sexuality because it entertains you is homophobia just so you are clear. You can be homophobic all you want, just understand that you are.