Inside Sammmie Lobby

Arcbellabout 9 years ago

Ladies and Gentlemansnakes, I, Arcbell, have been granted an unusual opportunity to take a look inside Sammie's secret den, the Sammmie lobby.

This rare admit-One was for the purpose of disproving my allegation that Sammie talks to herself within the closed doors of her lobby. What I found inside didn't exactly support her case.

I'm prepared to share with the rest of the website what I've found, an exclusive look at the inside of Sammmie lobby, the place we all get banned from at seemingly random times!

Inside the Sammmie lobby, we find 349 pages of games played entirely with and between her own alt accounts.

In the forums section, we have a number of interesting threads. Here is a thread Sammmie made for her various alts to post memorable Sammmie games between Sammmie alts, complete with bumps from other Sammmie alts, and a fully completed game of hurt and heal entirely between Sammmie alts. Wow.

In another thread, we have Sammmie complaining to her alts about lucid's happy hour feature. In private. Where no one else can see except her alts.

And for the grand finale, we have Sammie straight up having a conversation with herself on her own secret threads. The very thing she let me in to prove wasn't happening.

Jeffabout 9 years ago
Gays love their thread drama.
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Merlotabout 9 years ago
whos soy whats the em lore
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
johnreid
I wonder which is more pathetic,

insisting you aren't mad due to mediocre emotionally fuelled banter from strangers on the internet

or

insisting you made a stranger on the internet mad from your mediocre emotionally fuelled banter
Listen dude I don't know if it was the chicken or the egg but one of them came first
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Shamzyabout 9 years ago
this thread had so much potential though; but instead of coming up with actual comebacks- you sh*tpost with "you're gay, you're mad". if theres anything i'm mad about, it's how dead this thread became
Jeffabout 9 years ago
johnreid
I wonder which is more pathetic,

insisting you aren't mad due to mediocre emotionally fuelled banter from strangers on the internet

or

insisting you made a stranger on the internet mad from your mediocre emotionally fuelled banter
definitely the first because at least person 2 is right.
spaceabout 9 years ago
Is this Sammmie person really unkind or? Is this... what's the purpose
Bebopabout 9 years ago
johnreid
I wonder which is more pathetic,

insisting you aren't mad due to mediocre emotionally fuelled banter from strangers on the internet

or

insisting you made a stranger on the internet mad from your mediocre emotionally fuelled banter
the answer is C: deleting the food and drink subforum
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Jeffabout 9 years ago
Bebop
johnreid is here can we all agree to abandon thread now
if Soy comes im out of here
johnreidabout 9 years ago
I wonder which is more pathetic,

insisting you aren't mad due to mediocre emotionally fuelled banter from strangers on the internet

or

insisting you made a stranger on the internet mad from your mediocre emotionally fuelled banter
Jeffabout 9 years ago
What exactly was the poke at me? Saying I have men kissing on my profile because all that did was arouse me.
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Shamzy
Okay I know I said I'd stop replying to this thing but holy f*ck dude. "Haha uh oh everyone is trash talking me". I'm here for a laugh. Pretty sure snk is too. But you're so f*cking sad to play this out like its a bunch of primary school kids arguing> "haha everyone is picking at you" //

you don't know how much i pity you. i pray you get some sort of social life and actually do end up getting laid- cus right now it's depressing as f*ck that you care this much about this.
You are not mad, and you never were. You are completely in control of your emotions. You are shamzy. You are the President of Epicmafia.com. Calm down dude, it's just nerves. You can do this.
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Arcbellabout 9 years ago
Heyo Merlot, JR
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Shamzyabout 9 years ago
johnreid
Shamzy is a decent troll :')

Enjoyed your posts friend.
ah, i didn't do too well- it was fun poking at jeff but this other guy is depressing as f*ck
Bebopabout 9 years ago
johnreid is here can we all agree to abandon thread now
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deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Please yell how mad you're not so everyone knows, and then type hundreds of words about how you don't care
Merlotabout 9 years ago
hi robert
Arcbellabout 9 years ago
caroline
Arcbell
caroline
delete thread
Why would I do that?
arcbell you triggered people
Yes, this pleases me.
Jeffabout 9 years ago
Congrats Sonseray you baited him into another reply because he totally was not mad or bothered at your posts.
johnreidabout 9 years ago
Good thread arcbell
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Shamzy
Okay I know I said I'd stop replying to this thing but holy f*ck dude. "Haha uh oh everyone is trash talking me". I'm here for a laugh. Pretty sure snk is too. But you're so f*cking sad to play this out like its a bunch of primary school kids arguing> "haha everyone is picking at you" //

you don't know how much i pity you. i pray you get some sort of social life and actually do end up getting laid- cus right now it's depressing as f*ck that you care this much about this.
Damn dude that sounds pretty mad. Please repeat it in capital letters.
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Jeffabout 9 years ago
mad ^
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Arcbell
caroline
delete thread
Why would I do that?
arcbell you triggered people
Shamzyabout 9 years ago
Okay I know I said I'd stop replying to this thing but holy f*ck dude. "Haha uh oh everyone is trash talking me". I'm here for a laugh. Pretty sure snk is too. But you're so f*cking sad to play this out like its a bunch of primary school kids arguing> "haha everyone is picking at you" //

you don't know how much i pity you. i pray you get some sort of social life and actually do end up getting laid- cus right now it's depressing as f*ck that you care this much about this.
Arcbellabout 9 years ago
caroline
delete thread
Why would I do that?
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deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Shamzy doesn't understand that actual straight men aren't insecure about their sexuality.


I'll be gay for you Shamzy, you just have to ask