Inside Sammmie Lobby

Arcbellabout 9 years ago

Ladies and Gentlemansnakes, I, Arcbell, have been granted an unusual opportunity to take a look inside Sammie's secret den, the Sammmie lobby.

This rare admit-One was for the purpose of disproving my allegation that Sammie talks to herself within the closed doors of her lobby. What I found inside didn't exactly support her case.

I'm prepared to share with the rest of the website what I've found, an exclusive look at the inside of Sammmie lobby, the place we all get banned from at seemingly random times!

Inside the Sammmie lobby, we find 349 pages of games played entirely with and between her own alt accounts.

In the forums section, we have a number of interesting threads. Here is a thread Sammmie made for her various alts to post memorable Sammmie games between Sammmie alts, complete with bumps from other Sammmie alts, and a fully completed game of hurt and heal entirely between Sammmie alts. Wow.

In another thread, we have Sammmie complaining to her alts about lucid's happy hour feature. In private. Where no one else can see except her alts.

And for the grand finale, we have Sammie straight up having a conversation with herself on her own secret threads. The very thing she let me in to prove wasn't happening.

Shamzyabout 9 years ago
john, you're such a meanie.
Shamzyabout 9 years ago
I'm a mean person? Haha. Mate. Not everyone cares as much about their em relations like you. This site is at most just something to pass the time I have nothing to do with. Sure I've met actual cool people, and I talk to them. But other than that, I don't feel the need to be nice to anyone I don't want to be friends with. Mostly people who are sensitive crybabies that fill their circlejerks with people just like them.
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johnreidabout 9 years ago
I wish people on this site could take as much as they give.

I could stop holding back on everyone.

People get triggered so easily
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
He's one of those gays that has to be mean on the internet because all of the other kids just shoved his kpop loving @ss in his locker where no one could hear him talk
johnreidabout 9 years ago
Jeff
People who use "relevant" and "popular" on EM are so painfully unaware of the world around them.
THERES A WORLD OUTSIDE EM????????
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Jeffabout 9 years ago
Shamzy
Jeff
My sensitivity has led to issues with me being easily offended in the past but it's more a blessing than anything because it helps me connect with people. Your characters are weak and only reflective of your own poor character.
Dude that just screams "i'm a loser that needs to be loved so that i can find the will to live"

I'm glad my character isn't anything like yours lmao.
Well that's untrue. You're a very mean person. I'm glad I'm not. If being sensitive is the biggest flaw of mine you can point out then I think I'll do just fine.
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Shamzyabout 9 years ago
Bebop
the worst circlejerk though is the mod skype chat at 5 in the morning you wouldn't believe it
theres a circlejerk?
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
I feel like Shamzy yelling about how mad he's not about his heterosexuality is being underappreciated. Just one of those magical cult classics I guess
Jeffabout 9 years ago
People who use "relevant" and "popular" on EM are so painfully unaware of the world around them.
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Arcbellabout 9 years ago
Bebop
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johnreid
Also circlejerks on the forums are usually insecure af and cant handle not feeling loved
look, it's self-aware!
it's funny because him and soy are one of the most cancerous circlejerks out there
That only goes to their credit.
Shamzyabout 9 years ago
Jeff
My sensitivity has led to issues with me being easily offended in the past but it's more a blessing than anything because it helps me connect with people. Your characters are weak and only reflective of your own poor character.
Dude that just screams "i'm a loser that needs to be loved so that i can find the will to live"

I'm glad my character isn't anything like yours lmao.
Jeffabout 9 years ago
John do you think Sons came here to defend me or do you think he came to shi't on Shamzy?
Bebopabout 9 years ago
the worst circlejerk though is the mod skype chat at 5 in the morning you wouldn't believe it
Jeffabout 9 years ago
Jeff
My sensitivity has led to issues with me being easily offended in the past but it's more a blessing than anything because it helps me connect with people. Your characters are weak and only reflective of your own poor character.
your character attacks are weak*
johnreidabout 9 years ago
Bebop
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johnreid
Also circlejerks on the forums are usually insecure af and cant handle not feeling loved
look, it's self-aware!
it's funny because him and soy are one of the most cancerous circlejerks out there
If we gave you cancer we achieved our goal
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johnreidabout 9 years ago
Jeff
johnreid
Also circlejerks on the forums are usually insecure af and cant handle not feeling loved
The amount of threads I've seen from you, Soy, and Etoile lmfao
Yes I need my girl soy to make me feel popular here, thats what im doing.

She definitely jumps in to defend me against my detractors.
Jeffabout 9 years ago
Shamzy
notice how this all started from me being homophobic
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
I forget how it started but somewhere along the way you posted in all capital letters about how mad you're not that you aren't gay
Bebopabout 9 years ago
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johnreid
Also circlejerks on the forums are usually insecure af and cant handle not feeling loved
look, it's self-aware!
it's funny because him and soy are one of the most cancerous circlejerks out there
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Jeffabout 9 years ago
My sensitivity has led to issues with me being easily offended in the past but it's more a blessing than anything because it helps me connect with people. Your characters are weak and only reflective of your own poor character.
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Shamzyabout 9 years ago
notice how this all started from me calling jeff a gay fanatic
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
He thinks he's insulting me by calling me gay because he literally doesn't understand that some people are confident in their sexuality.

Poor guy.
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
johnreid
Also circlejerks on the forums are usually insecure af and cant handle not feeling loved
look, it's self-aware!
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Jeffabout 9 years ago
Shamzy
Jeff
Ok you've said that like 5 times now Shamzy we get it
and you've said the same thing for 10 pages.. maybe you are just a sensitive gay like your lover here
I am a sensitive gay is that supposed to be an insult idgi lol
Shamzyabout 9 years ago
and if that's the case, i wasted a lot of time