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Inside Sammmie Lobby

Arcbellabout 9 years ago

Ladies and Gentlemansnakes, I, Arcbell, have been granted an unusual opportunity to take a look inside Sammie's secret den, the Sammmie lobby.

This rare admit-One was for the purpose of disproving my allegation that Sammie talks to herself within the closed doors of her lobby. What I found inside didn't exactly support her case.

I'm prepared to share with the rest of the website what I've found, an exclusive look at the inside of Sammmie lobby, the place we all get banned from at seemingly random times!

Inside the Sammmie lobby, we find 349 pages of games played entirely with and between her own alt accounts.

In the forums section, we have a number of interesting threads. Here is a thread Sammmie made for her various alts to post memorable Sammmie games between Sammmie alts, complete with bumps from other Sammmie alts, and a fully completed game of hurt and heal entirely between Sammmie alts. Wow.

In another thread, we have Sammmie complaining to her alts about lucid's happy hour feature. In private. Where no one else can see except her alts.

And for the grand finale, we have Sammie straight up having a conversation with herself on her own secret threads. The very thing she let me in to prove wasn't happening.

Bebopabout 9 years ago
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Shamzyabout 9 years ago
still going on about kpop.. you're as boring as i thought you were

wheres jeff.. what happened to when we used to argue for 5-10 pages straight
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
it's like if your testicles have descended, you shed the capacity to appreciate kpop for chest hair
Shamzyabout 9 years ago
You strike me as the type of guy to buy tinder plus and still end up with no matches. And complain tinder is rigged.
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deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
I am so completely convinced that no one with a modicum of testosterone has ever completed a kpop song that I don't feel the need.
Shamzyabout 9 years ago
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Do you have to explain to them why you can't get hard? Do you use your fingers or is that too gross?
That's weird of you to even ask. But then again you are one of the weirdest people on this site.
Shamzyabout 9 years ago
You'd be surprised how many guys actually listen to kpop. That's all you've been on about for the last 3 pages. W E A K.
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
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Okay, strike that.

I'm a 37 year old virgin and I don't know how to talk to women.

To be honest my man, I still think I am doing better than the closeted kpop guy
leave sims out of this
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Merlotabout 9 years ago
Shamzy
Merlot
Shamzy
what.. no i don't hate gay people wtf
are you sure
yes
i dont know if i believe you
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Do you have to explain to them why you can't get hard? Do you use your fingers or is that too gross?
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Okay, strike that.

I'm a 37 year old virgin and I don't know how to talk to women.

To be honest my man, I still think I am doing better than the closeted kpop guy
Shamzyabout 9 years agoedited
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Shamzy when you finally admit to the world that you are one queer twink boy, please come back to epicmafia and let us know.

Not because I want to support you like we tried to support Jeff, but because I want to remind everyone how smart and right I am all of the time
I get laid. And I have 'multiple girls to cuddle and whom will sooth me' too.
Sachyabout 9 years ago
Lol
Shamzyabout 9 years ago
Merlot
Shamzy
what.. no i don't hate gay people wtf
are you sure
yes
Shamzyabout 9 years ago
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I can see right through everyone, it's like a magic trick
No that's more to do with the fact that you analyse people in your life so much to the point that you want, again, a mafia community to analyse you and your struggles. I bet you scare away the females in your life with your obsessive compulsive ways
I think this was 2 attempted insults strung together poorly.

To be clear, I get laid. You'll have to try something different. Perhaps mention something about how I'm perfectly willing to use a girl unless she slits her wrists
I have a hard time believing someone who cries online about why he can't find someone to cuddle him and tell him everything is gonna be alright, gets laid.
Oh I do, and I definitely have multiple girls to cuddle and whom will soothe me.

The real thing I don't like about myself, my dear flaming homosexual friend, is how willing I am to use them.
Uh, that sounds like you're trying to convince yourself
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
bebop can i get an error reaction image right about meow?
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deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Shamzy when you finally admit to the world that you are one queer twink boy, please come back to epicmafia and let us know.

Not because I want to support you like we tried to support Jeff, but because I want to remind everyone how smart and right I am all of the time
Merlotabout 9 years ago
Shamzy
what.. no i don't hate gay people wtf
are you sure
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Shamzy
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Shamzy
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I can see right through everyone, it's like a magic trick
No that's more to do with the fact that you analyse people in your life so much to the point that you want, again, a mafia community to analyse you and your struggles. I bet you scare away the females in your life with your obsessive compulsive ways
I think this was 2 attempted insults strung together poorly.

To be clear, I get laid. You'll have to try something different. Perhaps mention something about how I'm perfectly willing to use a girl unless she slits her wrists
I have a hard time believing someone who cries online about why he can't find someone to cuddle him and tell him everything is gonna be alright, gets laid.
Oh I do, and I definitely have multiple girls to cuddle and whom will soothe me.

The real thing I don't like about myself, my dear flaming homosexual friend, is how willing I am to use them.
Shamzyabout 9 years ago
what.. no i don't hate gay people wtf
Merlotabout 9 years ago
so does shamzy hate gay people or have we decided yet
Shamzyabout 9 years ago
Also I'm +10'ing whatever makes me laugh lmao.

Speaking of, wheres Jeff?
Shamzyabout 9 years ago
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Shamzy
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I can see right through everyone, it's like a magic trick
No that's more to do with the fact that you analyse people in your life so much to the point that you want, again, a mafia community to analyse you and your struggles. I bet you scare away the females in your life with your obsessive compulsive ways
I think this was 2 attempted insults strung together poorly.

To be clear, I get laid. You'll have to try something different. Perhaps mention something about how I'm perfectly willing to use a girl unless she slits her wrists
I have a hard time believing someone who cries online about why he can't find someone to cuddle him and tell him everything is gonna be alright, gets laid.
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
As proof that my trick is true magic, I will now read your fortune:

The conversion therapy doesn't work
Shamzyabout 9 years ago
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At the very least you will always have an easy time bonding with females while you listen to kpop, synchronized V@gina tingles will do that.
i'll agree i have a lot of female friends that are also into kpop- they're also into this d*ck // again bro something you lack a lot of.
I am literally 1000% sure you have never had intercourse with a woman and also been hard.

For the record, I had a girl over last night, I'm just a shallow piece of sh*t
That's a lot of 0's. And I'm pretty sure you don't have the balls to even bring a girl over to your place, unless she's drugged up.