Inside Sammmie Lobby

Arcbellabout 9 years ago

Ladies and Gentlemansnakes, I, Arcbell, have been granted an unusual opportunity to take a look inside Sammie's secret den, the Sammmie lobby.

This rare admit-One was for the purpose of disproving my allegation that Sammie talks to herself within the closed doors of her lobby. What I found inside didn't exactly support her case.

I'm prepared to share with the rest of the website what I've found, an exclusive look at the inside of Sammmie lobby, the place we all get banned from at seemingly random times!

Inside the Sammmie lobby, we find 349 pages of games played entirely with and between her own alt accounts.

In the forums section, we have a number of interesting threads. Here is a thread Sammmie made for her various alts to post memorable Sammmie games between Sammmie alts, complete with bumps from other Sammmie alts, and a fully completed game of hurt and heal entirely between Sammmie alts. Wow.

In another thread, we have Sammmie complaining to her alts about lucid's happy hour feature. In private. Where no one else can see except her alts.

And for the grand finale, we have Sammie straight up having a conversation with herself on her own secret threads. The very thing she let me in to prove wasn't happening.

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
*sips at martini and gazes out into the pacific sunset, contemplating the epicmafia gender dynamic*
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
*ventures out onto the deck, the ocean breeze softly whipping against my hair*
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
*undoes top 3 shirt buttons*
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
That was a disappointing performance
Bebopabout 9 years ago
i am the law
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
mods
groundhogdayabout 9 years ago
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Bebopabout 9 years agoedited
error
can we get some more buzzwords? help me out
patriarchy
groundhogdayabout 9 years ago
Recidivism
transexualism
UH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
the setting is a cruise ship, the theme is transexualism, the audience is epicmafia.com.

1, 2, 3 Improv!
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
transexualism
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
can we get some more buzzwords? help me out
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
what i see is an ill-conceived defense of someone's visibly absurd behavior wrought from ethically unsound perceptions about their mental health
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
I see a career in investigative journalism where others see a mean spirited sammie bashing
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
exactly
groundhogdayabout 9 years ago
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deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
i'm not getting at anything because i'm not some sanctimonious s­hitheel who gets his rocks off at armchair diagnosing people on the internet
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
but i also guarantee that none of the people purportedly getting mad will bother giving you a legitimate response to that question, let alone any response ian
groundhogdayabout 9 years ago
what r u getting at error?
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
i guarantee that the response would be entirely different if we weren't supplied with any context of who sammie is as an individual
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
two possibilities

1) virtue signaling
2) people believe they are being sensitive to/accommodating of sammie
groundhogdayabout 9 years ago
good job arcbell
groundhogdayabout 9 years ago
why is anyone getting mad at this
Devanteabout 9 years ago
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Shamzyabout 9 years ago
wtf that's so sad
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