Linke

Noavis gather, and now my watch begins.
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Accredited Reverse Mafia Player

"Once Noavi, always Noavi."

"All mods are bastards in their fathers' eyes."

"GT once, shame on you. GT twice, shame on me."

"We should therefore claim, in the name of tolerance, the right not to tolerate the intolerant!"

"Here at Random.org, we do the scumhunting for you, and take the "Mafia" out of "EpicMafia."

"The only thing more optimal than playing EpicMafia optimally is not playing EpicMafia at all."

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Book of EpicMafia


ヽ(◉◡◔)ノ I'M LINKE FAN ヽ(◉◡◔)ノ

Jimmaster, 2017


  • After much deliberation, I have been forced to concede that some select setups on EpicMafia are in fact skill based.
  • Proud supporter of Bob's plight against Epicmafia.
  • Cleanser of Noavi Scum.
  • Mildly average at Epicmafia at the best of times.
  • Best win streak is 16 and highest ranking is 1501.
  • Worst loss streak is 11 and best suicide streak is 8 xo.

OUTLIERS RULE!!!

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Stickers

Questions

over 5 years
hope your doing amazing king
The only good thing about monarchies is the way they unite the people to overthrow the bourgeoisie!
anonymousover 5 years
LINKE PRESIDWENT
My first order of business is to permanently shut down EM!
over 5 years
Linken's sphere
I have returned.
almost 6 years
Hi linxe is me lindy btw xd missed you
You've always been with me in my heart <3
about 6 years
linkx?
No, Linxe is ultimate scum, we don't serve his kind here.

Achievements

20 / 20Super Sleuth!
20 / 20I'm Miller, I Swear!
20 / 20He's Batman
15 / 15Knight Devout
20 / 25Explosion!
about 6 years
The EM lawyer link doesn't work, how am i supposed to be bailed out of the mod rewiring factory now?
over 6 years
ur mom gay
almost 7 years
Thank youuuu
deletedalmost 7 years
+k idk how i never +ked u loooool
deletedalmost 7 years
+k idk how i never +ked u loooool
almost 7 years
+k you're amazing
almost 7 years
deletedalmost 7 years
░░░░░░███████ ]▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ Bobby is building an army.
▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂ ☻/ This tank & Bobby are against Epicmafia
Il███████████████████] /▌ Copy and Paste this all over Epicmafia
◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤ / \

Bobby seeks vegenance for his father.
almost 7 years
LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS, TO DEFEAT THE HUNS
almost 7 years
Nice updated avi :doge:
almost 7 years
hi linke c:
almost 7 years
░░░░░░███████ ]▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ Bob is building an army.
▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂ ☻/ This tank & Bob are against Epicmafia
Il███████████████████] /▌ Copy and Paste this all over Epicmafia
◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤ / \
deletedalmost 7 years
Linke go to your room, you're grounded.
about 7 years
COME LOOK AT NEW SONG AGAIN :)
about 7 years
I GOT NEW SONG DAS ALL
about 7 years
COME TO MY PROFILE
about 7 years
NICE NEW AVI
about 7 years
this avi scumlord so hard.

YOU'RE DEAD TO ME.
deletedabout 7 years
+k For being clear.
about 7 years
HELP ME GET INTO MONASH