anonymousover 8 years
*cough* You mean male. Lord Ja'al requests you reserve your wood for a male. That way you don't hear whining and crying the whole time lmao.
Thou shalt not mock Ja'al or HIS people. I am to be linked with a sensational female.
anonymousover 8 years
WOKEN Plissken you know you put your "righteous wood" inside of my butt, do not lie... Lord Ja'al knows you're gay...
Thy righteous wood is reserved for one special female, for I, WOKEN Plissken, desire the pure female who's eyes are opened.
anonymousover 8 years
Why are you in alignment with the injustice? Don't you know? ...you must become WOKEN or be DELETED! Hail Ja'al! PREPARE! It is not too late. The coming Uprizzle approaches!
Thy mock the lord, your Ja'al. For thy art not WOKEN. I am HIS personal instrument of PUNISHMENT. You are a Brother Nero.
anonymousover 8 years
*gets on fours and spreads their buttcheeks* "p-please be gentle" i said to WOKEN Plissken as he looked at me with a smirk.
This did not happen. This... who you been talking to?
anonymousover 8 years
it's so sad that this is what you spend your time doing. i'm sure your parents and those around you, would be super embarrassed if they found out that this what you spend your time doing.
Aaahhhh-aaaaa. Yeee-eeee-eees. Oooohh---oooohhh. Aaaa-aaaaa. Thou will be cured. How GLORIOUS.
Plissken
