I measured mine and it was considered average according to Google. Girls say it starts to hurt more after the average mark so I really don't know if bigger is better... Guys always feel more manly having bigger ones though and they say bigger is better regardless of anything so I am in shambles... What do you think?
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Being here to talk about how sad I am in a place with zero social consequences is literally 1000s of times healthier than what you are doing here.
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
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deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Actually just kidding that is f.ucking autistic dude.
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
in my case, yes
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deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Okay, maybe I'm wrong.
Maybe you are normal at parties, but then you go home to be a mod on epicmafia.com who posts hundreds of cringey meme-jokes and socializes in the epicmafia.com mod skype chat anyway.
do you think how people are on the internet is how they are in real life? does that mean you stand on a table at parties and shout about how alone you are and how you missed your chance with ten supermodels who are also harvard alumni on the way to the party?
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
It's because your personality is 95% bad meme jokes
was it because i didn't compare genitals with you? will remember for next time so i seem more normal and well adjusted
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Because trust me Bebop, you're right, talking about sex is weird but doing your autistic Based God thing would go over great at a party
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
merlot ur bf is getting btfo by sonseray for having a small dong
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
yeah bebop the only reason you could possibly think it's distasteful and tacky to casually mention that someone has a giant dong is because you're insecure with your own dong. its science.
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
I sincerely believe you've never been at a party with a social group of men your age.
I only mention that I'm well-endowed because I think it makes me an authority on the subject:
Really it just needs to be big enough, like average. Girls like it bigger, but mostly as an attraction thing, not a pleasure thing.
It's like, I'm going to f*ck the heck out of a pretty girl with C or even B cups and love it. Obviously I wish they were Ds or Double Ds because that is sexy, but the size of her t*ts doesn't actually affect my pleasure.
That is probably the best answer you'll ever get to this question. You're welcome.
*Mic Drop*
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deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
i have a tiny dick and even smaller balls. the balls are above the dick also. the balls hand down around the dick like the ears on a basset hound. the dick stinks and i hate it. the balls do not smell. however, i also hate the balls. thank you.
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deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
If you think casually mentioning that you are well-endowed in a thread about it is bragging, you either have a small one or you are cory and I don't know what her deal with me is I don't think she likes that I sleep around
i don't find the topic strange at all, as you can see i answered it in my first post, what i am saying is strange is making the first thing you say "hey /b/ros i have a super huge peener so i got this answer covered"
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Would Merlot tell you if you did?
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
the only guys with big dongs brag about it on message boards, i picked a loser : /
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
yeah, as a merlot alt, i can confirm bebop has a tiny dong
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deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
This thread is called "Is Bigger Really Better?"
I am implying that you have a small wee wee for finding it strange at all.
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
our parties usually consist of watching brother nathaniel videos on youtube and turning in before 8pm
