thecolonel

wow when did jerkcity become funny?

to realize my full potential, which is roughly the size of a willy wonka nerd

i often require a pair of tweezers

the girth.

Big nose, average nose, small nose. I dont know what relevance that has to anything :3

good thing I am just a big boy

men r trash either way

Yes.

1 inch is satisfactory enough for an alpha female like me

yeah suv's maaan

we're talking about cars, right?

wha-

owo owo owo owo owo

Songin

I am going to fu­ck you up for bumping this, Nacl

well we know who got the short end of the stick

*Hi-5s xtal with pen15*

I am going to fu­ck you up for bumping this, Nacl

yes bigger better i agree

yea bigger is better, you know what they say

bigger is always better

a man? i thought he was a rock

Orly

also i somehow doubt that at the tender age of 20 you've exhausted the spectrum of relationships with boys/d.ick wielders.

maybe your subconscious mind is trying to tell you something, calling a p.ussy an inverted d.ick

just a thought

dude LOL its a joke im in a relationship with a man!!!

you cut that out

According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate parts, condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other halves

And so Sonseray spent his days searching for an awful but banging 10/10 wh.ore with little personality beyond f.ucking

But she also has to be a s.lut