Epicmafia

Is bigger really better?

xPookyabout 9 years ago

I measured mine and it was considered average according to Google. Girls say it starts to hurt more after the average mark so I really don't know if bigger is better... Guys always feel more manly having bigger ones though and they say bigger is better regardless of anything so I am in shambles... What do you think?

poserabout 9 years ago

If I don't drown in the ocean I don't want to be in it

poserabout 9 years ago

The size of the ocean is important

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

It's not the size of the ocean, it's the lotion combined with locomotion

Choo-Choo

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

i think you are suited for some of the more renowned D.C. think tanks

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

very topical strategy peter

Petaabout 9 years ago

Today I dropped two atomic bombs and a nuke while rushing UN victory. It felt so right

AdrenalineMimeabout 9 years ago

is that a civilization reference or am i missing something else

Petaabout 9 years ago

What size junk is too small

Sonseray rolls Gandhi and rushes tradition, going tall and immediately claiming the high ground

Which Epicmafia person is weirder IRL

Christianity = source of all evil, God isn't real

Petaabout 9 years ago

Damn, this thread was a magic carpet ride from start to finish.

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

Is that God? Tell him I said nice hat. But don't make it sound like I'm angling for a 10/10 wife or nothing

Jeffabout 9 years ago

Soluciones

jeff unete xfa

no tengo tiempo

illuminatiabout 9 years ago

He looks pretty solidified in his religious beliefs.

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

illuminatiabout 9 years ago

CoryInConstantinople

illuminati, it doesnt surprise me that you dont know the history of the reformation

Thank you.

jackabout 9 years ago

Recidivism

Is God a negotiator? I will convert to Christianity for a banging 10/10 bubbly Christian girl but we get to have all of the sex and all of the condoms we want whenever we want

this is exclusively how i communicate with god

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

I'm pretty sure I can just talk to God with this Ouija board, let me see what kind of deal we can strike

illuminatiabout 9 years ago

I think you're thinking of the Man downstairs Sonse.

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

One banging 10/10 bubbly Christian girl and all the sex I want and he can have my eternal soul, a small price to pay

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

Recidivism

CoryInConstantinople
no that doesnt work like that
Oh come on, let the big fella know my offer

ask a priest what to do.

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

CoryInConstantinople

no that doesnt work like that

Oh come on, let the big fella know my offer

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

illuminati, it doesnt surprise me that you dont know the history of the reformation

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

no that doesnt work like that

illuminatiabout 9 years ago

At what point in time did the religious nutjobs meet up and be like "hey we're aware we're pretty crazy but you're all pretty crazy also so why don't we start a million branches with only minor differences so we can all be crazy separately. give it some thought."

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

Is God a negotiator? I will convert to Christianity for a banging 10/10 bubbly Christian girl but we get to have all of the sex and all of the condoms we want whenever we want

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

I wonder if Cory considers this her proselytizing for the week