Epicmafia

Is bigger really better?

xPookyabout 9 years ago

I measured mine and it was considered average according to Google. Girls say it starts to hurt more after the average mark so I really don't know if bigger is better... Guys always feel more manly having bigger ones though and they say bigger is better regardless of anything so I am in shambles... What do you think?

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

where's ian? i'd like this thread to have more romeo and more ian. thank you.

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

again thats protestant belief, the rules of Christianity are very in line to keeping a society in line and strong.

illuminatiabout 9 years ago

You guys got it all wrong!! The Big Man in the sky said this thing!! Not that thing!!

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

besides, our firstborn son will be named Ulysses Amadeus so, you'll answer to him

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

To be totally frank with you darling I think you're all morons

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

no one knows a thing about apostolic Christianity, just heretical Protestantism

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

we're not protestants, we don't read fanatically from the Bible, Bible is just parables and metaphors aside from the actual Law

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

illuminati

The only thing your sons will do is read fanatically from the Bible as they're being plunged head-first into the toilet.

Any child who runs away is a witch. Any child who stands still is a well-disciplined witch.

illuminatiabout 9 years ago

The only thing your sons will do is read fanatically from the Bible as they're being plunged head-first into the toilet.

xelaabout 9 years ago

okay this is mine, there's plenty of others to choose from

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

God I hope I never have a son. A daughter I could do

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

my sons will beat up your son

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

Well at the very least your sons will make the perfect brainwashed cannon fodder for the US military. We never did really get done in Laos.

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

jeff unete xfa

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

https://epicmafia.com/game/6134882 kittenz was the hooker

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

u are all invited to my wedding

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

get to it

Jeffabout 9 years ago

Ur boyfriend has to marry ur headas's self lmao gg gotcha

xelaabout 9 years agoedited

CoryInConstantinople

i want to make an em family with em alts and every alt has to use a face from this picture

xelaabout 9 years ago

I mean the weight gain sticking after child birth is lazy mums who let their kids sit around the house. If cory ties all the suckers up with leashes and makes them jog in the park when they can walk I don't see there being an issue.

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

this is my future God willing.

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

CoryInConstantinople

sonse seeing as that im in a happy healthy relationship and ur alone and miserable, u could really use my advice

Sometimes I'm with people and still miserable, so I don't think "convert to Christianity and enslave a housewife" is really such a great solution

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

so basically if i stop exercising and let myself go ill gain weight and if i eat healthily and exercise ill be fine

ok nothing to worry about

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2930888/

Good luck with your 8 kids, Bertha

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

sonse seeing as that im in a happy healthy relationship and ur alone and miserable, u could really use my advice