Is bigger really better?

xPookyabout 9 years ago

I measured mine and it was considered average according to Google. Girls say it starts to hurt more after the average mark so I really don't know if bigger is better... Guys always feel more manly having bigger ones though and they say bigger is better regardless of anything so I am in shambles... What do you think?

Bebopabout 9 years ago
i don't know how this turned from "mentioning you have a big pee pee is a bit strange" to cory being harassed for being christian but by all means
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
How do you guys do at parties. I just can't imagine it is well. Do you have Christian parties? Do you get smashed on communion wine and wafers?
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
You know, you can have a happy loyal monogamous relationship and not clam up like Hank Hill at the first mention of sex
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
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Bebopabout 9 years ago
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jackabout 9 years ago
illuminati
My wee wee is also above-par.

Thank you for your attention.
quit braggin
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Ah yes, that one Christian man you haven't banged has made you a real sexual guru
illuminatiabout 9 years ago
My wee wee is also above-par.

Thank you for your attention.
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
just to let everyone know, i think i'm an authority of male pleasure, since i arguably have the largest breasts out of (thin) women of epicmafia
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Probably casually mentioning that I'm well-endowed is one of the more harmless allusions to sex ever made on these forums
Bebopabout 9 years ago
if you don't see the difference between posting a shock image and bragging about the alleged size of your manhood then i don't know what to tell you
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Bebop
it's quite odd to hop into a thread on a website for childrens party games announcing that your wee wee is above average size and proceeding to monologue about having intercourse with girls that do not meet your desires and then congratulating yourself for the effort of doing so, at least in my eyes
These forums have regularly posted Goatse and d.ick pics for a decade. If you think talking about sex is odd, I think you're odd.
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Recidivism
CoryInConstantinople
the only thing you need to be sexually experienced is to have been with one partner for a long time instead of banging bunches of sl.uts
I'm all for monogamy and I even envy what you and Bebop have, but if you don't think the sl.uts are a better f.uck than you you're wrong lol
i'm really glad you envy what me and bebop have, we are really very happy and he never ignores me when i ask him to play league of legends : )
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deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
CoryInConstantinople
the only thing you need to be sexually experienced is to have been with one partner for a long time instead of banging bunches of sl.uts
I'm all for monogamy and I even envy what you and Bebop have, but if you don't think the sl.uts are a better f.uck than you you're wrong lol
Bebopabout 9 years agoedited
it's quite odd to hop into a thread on a website for childrens party games announcing that your wee wee is above average size and proceeding to monologue about having intercourse with girls that do not meet your desires and then congratulating yourself for the effort of doing so, at least in my eyes
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
My point was that unless you suck at sex you don't need a monster dong
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
the only thing you need to be sexually experienced is to have been with one partner for a long time instead of banging bunches of sl.uts
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Really not that odd to talk about sex. The few posts from you that aren't about being a meme mod don't scream sexually experienced
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
hey guys, not to brag here, but because of my monster dong, i think im a pretty good authority of female pleasure.
Bebopabout 9 years ago
i will refrain from making a snide comment because i do like you sonseray, that post was just a tad odd
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deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
I'm not sure what your deal with Merlot is and you sure are happier than me, but I don't get the impression that you have bedded a lot of women
Bebopabout 9 years ago
Recidivism
I only mention that I'm well-endowed because I think it makes me an authority on the subject:

Really it just needs to be big enough, like average. Girls like it bigger, but mostly as an attraction thing, not a pleasure thing.

It's like, I'm going to f*ck the heck out of a pretty girl with C or even B cups and love it. Obviously I wish they were Ds or Double Ds because that is sexy, but the size of her t*ts doesn't actually affect my pleasure.

That is probably the best answer you'll ever get to this question. You're welcome.

*Mic Drop*
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Jeffabout 9 years ago
F*ck the heck
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
I only mention that I'm well-endowed because I think it makes me an authority on the subject:

Really it just needs to be big enough, like average. Girls like it bigger, but mostly as an attraction thing, not a pleasure thing.

It's like, I'm going to f*ck the heck out of a pretty girl with C or even B cups and love it. Obviously I wish they were Ds or Double Ds because that is sexy, but the size of her t*ts doesn't actually affect my pleasure.

That is probably the best answer you'll ever get to this question. You're welcome.

*Mic Drop*
Negraabout 9 years ago
somethingwhatever
thicker>longer
mines like a hockey puck