jokes thread

yoyo200900over 9 years ago

In this thread we will share our own jokes that we have made up

here is one to get us started:

Q: what do you call a person that gets rid of espionage agents and also hates a lot of things

A: a despiser


all rankings are in accordance with participants' posts in this thread and are listed chronologically according to when participants made their contributions


funny people:

  1. yoyo200900
  2. Miao (now known as Ellary)
  3. Soluciones
  4. error
  5. DreamGate
  6. NeverJest
  7. xKades
  8. darling

unfunny people:

  1. freshman
  2. JohnBatman
  3. iatepewdiepie
  4. tkeign
  5. fatkid2467
  6. CassidyCascade
  7. TheMofonator
  8. thelastchromosome
  9. Heck
  10. massad
  11. lmao
  12. Kare2
  13. DatGuiser (AKA Orienteering)
  14. Falconpunch
  15. Lirim
  16. toriiiii

unoriginal people (worse than unfunny):

  1. Kadonker
  2. Arcbell
  3. firesheep
  4. Bebop
  5. Ganja
  6. Despare
  7. moused
  8. Intrat
  9. Fyre
  10. evolpz
  11. mindful
  12. KinkajusRevenge
  13. PonyLove
  14. gom
  15. bulla
  16. xxerox
  17. peach
  18. Doug1984
  19. ToweIie
  20. Herredy
  21. Paradox42
  22. codeslicer
  23. Grannie
  24. k9trip
  25. MyMainAlt
  26. UltraAug
  27. dust
  28. Reporterino
  29. Boo
  30. Iamqtiepie
  31. xtal
  32. powerofdeath
  33. Rydia
  34. shayneismyname

butthurt losers:

  1. elephantasm (as per usual)
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
guiling guinea was a top tier joke
gomover 9 years ago
whats the opposite of a microwave?

tsunami
1
yoyo200900over 9 years ago
All rankings are chronologically ordered according to when the joke or "joke" was posted
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
TheMofonator1mon 27d+2
why did the chicken cross the road? to fk ur mther.
what is the derivative of x^2? ur mther.
Simsover 9 years ago
yoyo can i apprentice under you and you can teach me how to say i'm too cool to do what i'm doing but do the thing oxomoronically and it will be ironic because i think i'm a better person than i am and then i will be funny and i can be on the funny person list?
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
yoyo can i apprentice under you and you can teach me how to say i'm too cool to do what i'm doing but do the thing oxomoronically and it will be ironic because i think i'm a better person than i am and then i will be funny and i can be on the funny person list?
PonyLoveover 9 years ago
thelastchromosome
i think eighth most unfunny person is the least significant position on the list. i don't think i have anything at all if i don't have epicmafia significance
I think those who didn't make the list are ahead of you, like, you need to step up your game, or switch lists, you're way below average right now, I mean, yoyo tops the list, you need to get a new position
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
i think eighth most unfunny person is the least significant position on the list. i don't think i have anything at all if i don't have epicmafia significance
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Yes, eighth place explicitly implies that there are 7 people ahead of you
PonyLoveover 9 years ago
thelastchromosome
humbling
Like, you aren't even #1, there's 7 people above you...
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
humbling
PonyLoveover 9 years ago
thelastchromosome, how does it feel to be the eighth most unfunny person?
PonyLoveover 9 years ago
what's the funniest thing about this thread is the fact you put yourself as #1 Most funny
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
guiling guinea was very funny
KinkajusRevengeover 9 years ago
A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what is this, some kind of joke?"
KinkajusRevengeover 9 years ago
Did you hear the one about the burglar who gets upset easily?

He takes things personally
KinkajusRevengeover 9 years ago
What did the cannibals say to their new neighbors?

"We'd love to have you for dinner."
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
raymond
yoyo200900over 9 years ago
No

Guys this is an easy one
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
a guiling guinea
yoyo200900over 9 years ago
Q: What do you call a deceptive and disloyal Italian that goes through things
Telishaover 9 years ago
haha
yoyo200900over 9 years ago
A: Russian rillettes
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
oh yeah why was i here again
yoyo200900over 9 years ago
What do you mean