Epicmafia

deleteddeletedalmost 9 years ago

Having a life while being part of this site.

deleteddeletedalmost 9 years ago

What is the difference between me and games in games lobby?

in ga(y)mes lobby, I am not instantly dead

deleteddeletedalmost 9 years ago

What is the difference between unranked circlejerkers and comp cheaters? unranked circlejerkers don't get caught cheating

deleteddeletedalmost 9 years ago

What is the difference between runners and comp runners?

Comp runners aren't fast at all.

deleteddeletedalmost 9 years ago

What is the difference between mobile users and noavis?

Mobile users are technologically disabled

Noavis are mentally disabled

deleteddeletedalmost 9 years ago

What is the difference between a pointfarmer and a bithcy comp tryharder?

Pointfarmers know how to win points in under 30 minutes, and are able to play smartly

deleteddeletedalmost 9 years ago

Orienteering

Herredy
A sheep, a drum, and a snake all fall off a cliff

baa dum tss
unoriginal

What do you call a pet that wants to bond because of attraction?

A Cation

I guess you could say it is paws-itive :3

deleteddeletedalmost 9 years ago

what is this?

Orienteeringalmost 9 years ago

yoyo, which of the jokes put you on the funny list?

yoyo200900

JohnBatman
what's funnier than a banned mikeyru?

my pen1s
mikey committed suicide dude. check his facebook

yoyo200900

Miao
what did the lonely asexual say?

i wish i wasn't so aceolated
haha good one but asexuals are all lonely

Kadonker
Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it

yoyo200900

autism alert

yoyo200900

please tone it down iatepewdiepie this is supposed to be a feel good family friendly thread

yoyo200900

I will release the answer to my new joke (What do you play if you are hungry, suicidal, and in France?) some time.

yoyo200900

Q: What do you call a deceptive and disloyal Italian that goes through things

yoyo200900

Here is the punchline to the joke "What do you call a deceptive and disloyal Italian that goes through things"

A penne-traitor

yoyo200900

What do you call it when a medical professional forcefully takes control?

yoyo200900

What do you call a famous actor that is also a decorative covering of wood

yoyo200900

What do you call a framed victorious mixture of flour and water used to allow people to see through a wall

tbh these all suck, stick in unfunny

yoyo200900almost 9 years agoedited

JohnBatman

callin me unfunny dont mess with me hoe

You were rated according to your post:

JohnBatman

what's funnier than a banned mikeyru?

my pen1s

You can move to the "funny people" section by posting a funny and original joke

JohnBatmanalmost 9 years ago

callin me unfunny dont mess with me hoe

JohnBatmanalmost 9 years ago

who r u my boi

Orienteeringalmost 9 years ago

Terrible EM logic:

Why people are allowed to cheat/multiaccount/pointfarm in other lobbies

Why the detective finds out the occupation of the suspect, but not the cop

Why Gramps finds out occupations of people that visit him

Why people can't be told when they are hooked (they would have to know in they get date drug)

Why devil-worshipping diabolists only restrict certainly votes

Why there are civilians when there aren't combatants

Difference between villager and civilian

Why confused cop is a role

Why dog fukcer isn't a role

Why terrorist is even a role

Why funnestsmith isn't a role

Why the hell can people Fab bread/crystals if they are used in like 0.08% of all games

Orienteeringalmost 9 years ago

if you want me to do that, lock the thread.

yoyo200900almost 9 years ago

Please stop posting in this thread Orienteering

Orienteeringalmost 9 years ago

Why can nobody kill the granny?

Spoiler
Because they don't have the guts

btw ^ is terrible

Orienteeringalmost 9 years ago

Orienteering

My salary is like a jellyfish, it will sting you even when I am dead.

fcking autocorrect *sarcasm

Orienteeringalmost 9 years ago

Franz Ferdinand (the band) wrote a song called Take Me Out.

it must have been a love song towards Cubrilovic who took him out for good.

Orienteeringalmost 9 years ago

My salary is like a jellyfish, it will sting you even when I am dead.

Orienteeringalmost 9 years ago

How do people distinguish different types of geysers?

Spoiler
✓Disguiser and DatGuiser✓

Orienteeringalmost 9 years ago

In Soviet Russia, they do not talk that much. You wanna know why?

Spoiler
In Soviet Russia, the sentence finishes you.

Granniealmost 9 years ago

i attached some wheels to my rocking chair

so now i can rock and roll

yoyo200900almost 9 years ago

Orienteering

Herredy
A sheep, a drum, and a snake all fall off a cliff

baa dum tss
unoriginal

What do you call a pet that wants to bond because of attraction?

A Cation

Congratulations, you have been promoted to the "unfunny" category

Indyalmost 9 years ago

Orienteering

Herredy
A sheep, a drum, and a snake all fall off a cliff

baa dum tss
unoriginal

What do you call a pet that wants to bond because of attraction?

A Cation

That was the stupidest thing that I have ever read.

Orienteeringalmost 9 years ago

funny people:

1. yoyo200900
2. Miao (now known as Ellary)
3. Soluciones
4. error

if that is ur funny list, you may as well not have this thread at all.

jokes thread