jokes thread

yoyo200900over 9 years ago

In this thread we will share our own jokes that we have made up

here is one to get us started:

Q: what do you call a person that gets rid of espionage agents and also hates a lot of things

A: a despiser


all rankings are in accordance with participants' posts in this thread and are listed chronologically according to when participants made their contributions


funny people:

  1. yoyo200900
  2. Miao (now known as Ellary)
  3. Soluciones
  4. error
  5. DreamGate
  6. NeverJest
  7. xKades
  8. darling

unfunny people:

  1. freshman
  2. JohnBatman
  3. iatepewdiepie
  4. tkeign
  5. fatkid2467
  6. CassidyCascade
  7. TheMofonator
  8. thelastchromosome
  9. Heck
  10. massad
  11. lmao
  12. Kare2
  13. DatGuiser (AKA Orienteering)
  14. Falconpunch
  15. Lirim
  16. toriiiii

unoriginal people (worse than unfunny):

  1. Kadonker
  2. Arcbell
  3. firesheep
  4. Bebop
  5. Ganja
  6. Despare
  7. moused
  8. Intrat
  9. Fyre
  10. evolpz
  11. mindful
  12. KinkajusRevenge
  13. PonyLove
  14. gom
  15. bulla
  16. xxerox
  17. peach
  18. Doug1984
  19. ToweIie
  20. Herredy
  21. Paradox42
  22. codeslicer
  23. Grannie
  24. k9trip
  25. MyMainAlt
  26. UltraAug
  27. dust
  28. Reporterino
  29. Boo
  30. Iamqtiepie
  31. xtal
  32. powerofdeath
  33. Rydia
  34. shayneismyname

butthurt losers:

  1. elephantasm (as per usual)
Orienteeringalmost 9 years ago
Herredy
A sheep, a drum, and a snake all fall off a cliff



baa dum tss
unoriginal


What do you call a pet that wants to bond because of attraction?

A Cation
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deleteddeletedalmost 9 years ago
A sheep, a drum, and a snake all fall off a cliff



baa dum tss
1
Orienteeringalmost 9 years ago
The salad bar was closed today, but there was a man knocking on the door of the restaurant saying, "Lettuce in."

terrible joke rigjt
Orienteeringalmost 9 years ago
I was thinking that, but I didn't say that tbh.

I was typing to think of different types of bread
yoyo200900almost 9 years ago
yoyo200900
What do you call a framed victorious mixture of flour and water used to allow people to see through a wall
A win-dough
deleteddeletedalmost 9 years ago
deleteddeletedalmost 9 years ago
never have i been so offended.
have a terrible day.
Orienteeringalmost 9 years ago
codeslicer
Two peanuts went to a park.
One was assaulted.
ooh, assault? better get some pepper spray for that
1
codesliceralmost 9 years ago
Two peanuts went to a park.
One was assaulted.
1
Kare2almost 9 years ago
What do you call a teliphone pole in a forest...




A Nudist
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deleteddeletedalmost 9 years ago
yes me funny here some jokes

- one time i forgot the word for 'boomerang', but it came back to me!

- sorority rush, call that a thot-process

- the mere concept of a nancy reagan body pillow

- if harry potter so smart how come has no spell where he get free ipad??
yoyo200900almost 9 years ago
Only if you go on a Skype date with me
jessalmost 9 years ago
yoyonumbers can you put me on the funny list even though i am not funny
deleteddeletedalmost 9 years ago
i got a good joke: this site
Orienteeringalmost 9 years ago
gosh darn it yoyo. who told you I was DatGuiser?

imma make an alt that nobody knows is me and then tell a joke on here
deleteddeletedalmost 9 years ago
What did the sheep say to the cow?

Baa
Orienteeringalmost 9 years ago
What is something that is both round and limp, something that both guys and girls like to play with, as well as being used to play with in boredom?

Yoyo
1
yoyo200900almost 9 years ago
What do you call a framed victorious mixture of flour and water used to allow people to see through a wall
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
i need more line spacing





between the setup and punchline
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
you're right
yoyo200900about 9 years ago
Nice one error but you could work on your comedic timing
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
what do you call a famous actor that didn't know how to cover his wood?

robert ve nereal
yoyo200900about 9 years ago
Robert Ve Niro
yoyo200900about 9 years ago
What do you call a famous actor that is also a decorative covering of wood
yoyo200900about 9 years ago
A doctatorship