Epicmafia

jokes thread

yoyo200900over 9 years ago

In this thread we will share our own jokes that we have made up

here is one to get us started:

Q: what do you call a person that gets rid of espionage agents and also hates a lot of things

A: a despiser

all rankings are in accordance with participants' posts in this thread and are listed chronologically according to when participants made their contributions

funny people:

yoyo200900
Miao (now known as Ellary)
Soluciones
error
DreamGate
NeverJest
xKades
darling

unfunny people:

freshman
JohnBatman
iatepewdiepie
tkeign
fatkid2467
CassidyCascade
TheMofonator
thelastchromosome
Heck
massad
lmao
Kare2
DatGuiser (AKA Orienteering)
Falconpunch
Lirim
toriiiii

unoriginal people (worse than unfunny):

Kadonker
Arcbell
firesheep
Bebop
Ganja
Despare
moused
Intrat
Fyre
evolpz
mindful
KinkajusRevenge
PonyLove
gom
bulla
xxerox
peach
Doug1984
ToweIie
Herredy
Paradox42
codeslicer
Grannie
k9trip
MyMainAlt
UltraAug
dust
Reporterino
Boo
Iamqtiepie
xtal
powerofdeath
Rydia
shayneismyname

butthurt losers:

elephantasm (as per usual)

NeverJestalmost 9 years ago

Here's a good pickup line I made based on EpicMafia's guns and hookers:

Are you a hooker cuz I wanna shoot my load into you.

deleteddeletedalmost 9 years ago

"Home Sweet Home"

For us Americans, it is not a suite, it is an estate.

deleteddeletedalmost 9 years ago

edit, there is stormyday too

deleteddeletedalmost 9 years ago

Breaking News Forecast: All kinds of weather habits are shaking up EpicMafia. First they are quiet, then they are sassy, then they are repeatedly complaining, then they choose to be defiant.

deleteddeletedalmost 9 years agoedited

So you know Foggy, Cloudy, Misty, Windy, and RainyDay, right?

I don't know weather or not they are the same person.

OK bad joke lol

yoyo200900almost 9 years ago

DreamGate

What do you call Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum when they are stuck in the rain?

Saturated Fats

Good one

deleteddeletedalmost 9 years ago

i saw this on /r/jokes a while back

i have a fear of buildings

it's a complex complex complex

Reporterinoalmost 9 years ago

epicmafia.com

deleteddeletedalmost 9 years ago

What do you call Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum when they are stuck in the rain?

Saturated Fats

dustalmost 9 years ago

So a bad limbo dancer walks into a bar...

UltraAugalmost 9 years ago

what's a webpage?

something DUCKS WALK ON?

MyMainAltalmost 9 years ago

What does a mermaid wash her tail with?

Tide.

a guy walks into a bar...

He says ouch.

and one that dates me.... what do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole?

a 40 foot ( Insert other word for rooster here, this joke not made for this level of censorship) that wants to reach out and touch somebody.

MyMainAltalmost 9 years ago

What does a mermaid wash her tail with?

Tide.

a guy walks into a bar...

He says ouch.

and one that dates me.... what do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole?

a 40 foot that wants to reach out and touch somebody.

deleteddeletedalmost 9 years ago

well, other than school. They call me "special" there too <3

deleteddeletedalmost 9 years ago

oh wow i forgot about this thread. It's still the only place i get to be special!