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jokes thread

yoyo200900over 9 years ago

In this thread we will share our own jokes that we have made up

here is one to get us started:

Q: what do you call a person that gets rid of espionage agents and also hates a lot of things

A: a despiser

all rankings are in accordance with participants' posts in this thread and are listed chronologically according to when participants made their contributions

funny people:

  1. yoyo200900
  2. Miao (now known as Ellary)
  3. Soluciones
  4. error
  5. DreamGate
  6. NeverJest
  7. xKades
  8. darling

unfunny people:

  1. freshman
  2. JohnBatman
  3. iatepewdiepie
  4. tkeign
  5. fatkid2467
  6. CassidyCascade
  7. TheMofonator
  8. thelastchromosome
  9. Heck
  10. massad
  11. lmao
  12. Kare2
  13. DatGuiser (AKA Orienteering)
  14. Falconpunch
  15. Lirim
  16. toriiiii

unoriginal people (worse than unfunny):

  1. Kadonker
  2. Arcbell
  3. firesheep
  4. Bebop
  5. Ganja
  6. Despare
  7. moused
  8. Intrat
  9. Fyre
  10. evolpz
  11. mindful
  12. KinkajusRevenge
  13. PonyLove
  14. gom
  15. bulla
  16. xxerox
  17. peach
  18. Doug1984
  19. ToweIie
  20. Herredy
  21. Paradox42
  22. codeslicer
  23. Grannie
  24. k9trip
  25. MyMainAlt
  26. UltraAug
  27. dust
  28. Reporterino
  29. Boo
  30. Iamqtiepie
  31. xtal
  32. powerofdeath
  33. Rydia
  34. shayneismyname

butthurt losers:

  1. elephantasm (as per usual)
yoyo200900over 9 years ago
autism alert
Bebopover 9 years ago
yoyo put me on the list of "unoriginal people" for calling him unfunny. i should have known that he's been called unfunny a number of times before
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Bebopover 9 years ago
the biggest joke in this thread is yoyo putting himself on the list of funny people
firesheepover 9 years ago
This thread is a joke.
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yoyo200900over 9 years ago
BSelser
Can they be in spanish? I have pretty good ones.
yes
deleteddeletedover 9 years agoedited
thanks for the game link I must have left early or something because I would never ever intentionally not kudo jess when others did
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deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
h1tler was a real jerk
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Ellaryover 9 years ago
my friends and i made a bunch of beyonce jokes when she announced she was expecting twins

I guess you could say she's having bey beys ;P
yoyo200900over 9 years ago
elephantasm
yoyo200900
i don't think that a slight twist on "you want to hear a joke? you" (a classic bait and switch that put me at the top of the dominance hierarchy of my primary school class) counts as being original
you want to hear a joke? you putting yourself on the funny list.
what a quip! but i know i'm funny to anyone with a sense of humour. nominate jess for a kudo for this game https://epicmafia.com/game/5785892/review
deleteddeletedover 9 years agoedited
Also realtalk I don't know where you got the impression I cared enough about you to qualify as that term

the only time I could qualify as "butthurt" recently was when you went 0/2 in a game and got self-righteous about it, but I don't really care about that anymore and the game after that you were mafia and beat me with both other town going 0/2, so I mean...

since that I haven't spared you a thought till now besides correcting a false statement in your thread about jokes?
deleteddeletedover 9 years agoedited
yoyo200900
i don't think that a slight twist on "you want to hear a joke? you" (a classic bait and switch that put me at the top of the dominance hierarchy of my primary school class) counts as being original
you want to hear a joke? you putting yourself on the funny list.
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yoyo200900over 9 years ago
i don't think that a slight twist on "you want to hear a joke? you" (a classic bait and switch that put me at the top of the dominance hierarchy of my primary school class) counts as being original
Memerygaover 9 years ago
Arcbell's was actually original?
yoyo200900over 9 years ago
updated the OP
Memerygaover 9 years ago
yoyo's threads are superior to arcbell's in every way
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
yoyo when someone says your name it's only polite to acknowledge them by saying their name back
tkeignover 9 years ago
What do you call a muppet? Lucid
Arcbellover 9 years ago
yoyo200900
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deleteddeletedover 9 years agoedited
Miao
elephantasm
yoyo200900
Miao
what did the lonely asexual say?

i wish i wasn't so aceolated
haha good one but asexuals are all lonely
wow an actual idiot
aw they aren't all lonely...

what did the lonely homosexual say?

I wish I wasn't homolone
I agree. Not all asexuals are lonely. That's why I quoted yoyo's post and said the word idiot which is something you say when you disagree with someone if you have the mental maturity of a 5 year old, like me.
Ellaryover 9 years ago
elephantasm
yoyo200900
Miao
what did the lonely asexual say?

i wish i wasn't so aceolated
haha good one but asexuals are all lonely
wow an actual idiot
aw they aren't all lonely...

what did the lonely homosexual say?

I wish I wasn't homolone
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deleteddeletedover 9 years agoedited
yoyo200900
Miao
what did the lonely asexual say?

i wish i wasn't so aceolated
haha good one but asexuals are all lonely
wow an actual idiot
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iatepewdiepieover 9 years ago
how many brain cells does karmatica have?

trick question, she doesn't even have a brain
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yoyo200900over 9 years ago
Miao
what did the lonely asexual say?

i wish i wasn't so aceolated
haha good one but asexuals are all lonely

Kadonker
Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it
being unoriginal is so sad but maybe you are just operating on a higher level of irony
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Kadonkerover 9 years ago
Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it
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Ellaryover 9 years ago
what did the lonely asexual say?

i wish i wasn't so aceolated